notintehkitchen: (Winking with fire)
(Note: I don't know how to take profile writing srsly.)

 RED Pyro (Mori Momo)
Gender: Totally a guy. Tooooooooooootes.
Age: 24
Birthday: August 10th, 1944.
Height: 5'8.
Weight: 200 pounds.
Nationality: Japanese.
Physical Appearance:  Somewhat overweight (Western food is delicious, bacon is love bacon is life). Carries a lot of her weight in her hips and legs. BUFF as fuck arms from carrying all her heavy gear and flamethrower around. Has a bit of a gut and is lacking a chest. POINT OUT HER WEAK POINTS FOR LULZ. Approximately 5'8. Could be mistaken for either a VERY boyish beauty or a girly boy. Shitton of freckles over her nose. Permanent burn scars on her left cheek and the right side of her chin. Has other burn scars at any given time. Body is covered in scars. Short black hair that is horrendously uneven because hair is always getting burned off. Has been bald at times--not that anyone would know....
Likes: CUTE THINGS, Bacon, things that are not cute to anyone else but her, eating, Western culture, Engineers, cowboys, comic books, movies, candy... oh, I guess fire?
Dislikes: Meanies DON'T BE MEAN, cold water, large bodies of water in general (showers/hot tubs don't count), salad, natto
Talents: Speaks English fluently, master of Hudda speak, flower arranging, cooking, playing the guitar. ... Fire again? Fine. Burning people.
notintehkitchen: (BREAD PET SO KAWAII)

This is the permissions list for OOC (out of character), activity.
Answer the following questions with "yes" or "no", as well as additional information if desired.

Backtagging: Yes.
Threadhopping: Yes.
Fourthwalling: Most likely yes but just a simple warning would be nice.
Offensive subjects (elaborate): NONE

This is the permissions list for IC (in-character), activity.
Answer the following questions with "yes" or "no", as well as additional information if desired. With IC permissions, it's a good idea to elaborate on what other players can expect from your character if they choose to do any of the following:

Hugging this character: Go ahead. Depending on who you are her reaction will vary.
Kissing this character: Same as above but to a more extreme.
Flirting with this character: Drop all the spaghetti you want, it probably won't end well. Pyro isn't a good flirt even when she's interested in someone.
Fighting with this character: ALWAYS.
Injuring this character (include limits and severity): Depends on the game. Ask.
Killing this character: Depends on the game. Ask.
Using telepathy/mind reading abilities on this character: SURE.

Warnings: None that I can think of.

Get your own copy of the IC/OOC Permissions meme!
notintehkitchen: (nope.avi pyro)
You can talk to Pyro here casually (sorta like dear_mun style or w/e) or request some type of SL. Whatever. Just do it. Don't be shy. <3


Jan. 20th, 2016 03:28 pm
notintehkitchen: (Default)
Email: moepyro(at)
AIM: Softspokenmedic
Plurk: Don't use it anymore. Sorry.
Timezone: PST.


Jan. 20th, 2016 03:23 pm
notintehkitchen: (But then who was spy?)
Please crit me here. I'm open to any ideas you have for my character. I take crit pretty seriously.
notintehkitchen: (Uh huh)
Pyro had gotten used to the years pretending she was a male for all intents and purposes, she had convinced herself to a fault that her female self had to be hidden away at all times in order to keep up the charade. It had worked so far and no one was the wiser. Sure, she might not look as masculine as the others but not every man was born super manly. She was still passable enough visually to look like a young man who would do better in a boy band on American Bandstand then on the battlefield.

Leaning against the base after a hard days work, Pyro smoked and listened to an always frantic Scout go on about Miss Pauling. It was a good thing she could just stare and nod, Scout loved to talk and if she had to give advice on girls she would be pulling shit so far out of her ass. Scout would probably take anything though. It was pretty cute how desperate he was for that woman to accept him and he was obvious, she could only assume that Miss Pauling was a smart enough lady to not mix work and pleasure. A good woman.

notintehkitchen: (Run the fuck away)
[Action//Accidental Video]

The demon behind the young woman had broken free from the bonds. What once was a girl with self-control despite suffering a mental illness, it looked like someone like her could only last so long before they snapped.

She was revealed, exposed for who she truly was.

Yes, a filthy arsonist suited her just fine. It wasn't a bad name. As her flamethrower spread flames over the shops and homes around Paradise she savored the screams and pain of those who suffered.

It was all her fault. As a Pyro, this is what she was. Who had she been before that? Who was Momo? Was Momo really her? No. Momo was someone else inside of her that tried to stop her from having fun. The life she was supposed to live, this was it. This is why she existed. When she ceased to walk on these lands, she would find herself in hell. Satan would have her as his right-hand man and she'd perform the duties of making people feel eternal suffering.

There was a human inside of her. The body she was given must of been fake. No human should of been able to have the tolerance to fire as she had, nor would they get off on it like she did. She had always been a freak, from the moment she found out she could snap her fingers and qualify as her own lighter, she knew she was different.

Her footsteps were strong and prideful. There was no reason to be ashamed. The fact she was alive was proof of that. If she had no purpose, she wouldn't be here.

Through the pops and cracks of the flames roasting on wood, she thought she could hear a voice. Someone--something was calling her.

It's okay, Pyro. It's okay.

((OOC: Phone is being held be Jell-O. Yes, he is enjoying what his mother is doing and showing everyone.))
notintehkitchen: (Listen to the song in my heart)
[Action/Accidental Video]

Pyro is sitting on the edge of the fountain with her legs crossed. Her guitar is being held with both of her hands and is being powered by an amp near her feet. As her fingertips strum over the chords and move precisely up and down the neck, within moments her lips start to form words in a deep emotional tone. The song playing appears to be one from back home. Despite the bit of accent she does have when she is talking, most of it seems to go away when she sings. Perhaps she has memorized the voice of Jimi Hendrix and the precise way he announced his words?
notintehkitchen: (Singing)

So, how many of those people that came a month or so ago ended up staying? It seems like plenty.

It looks like I'm going to have to keep my suit on when I go outside now.
notintehkitchen: (Did someone say BACON?)
Aaah, so I spent all of my savings on food today! It's not like it matters one way or the other what I do with my money though. I was going to buy Mr. Hawk a nice new rifle, but lately all he seems to know how to do is talk to pretty skinny female mercenaries. I'm sure he'll be working a different rifle and will have no time for me or a new weapon!
notintehkitchen: (Flower 4 u)
Dear Mr. BLU Sniper,

I have a special present just for you. Do not fret, it is not your death. However, if you do not accept my invitation to give you the gift perhaps I will change my mind and kill you instead.

RED Pyro


Jan. 23rd, 2012 08:33 pm
notintehkitchen: (Gonna go cry now)
Mr. Hawk, will you please come back to the house? I found a solution to our problem.

I've sealed my gas mask on permanently so I don't have to talk to you again or be strange. I'll just be a normal Pyro again, you don't even have to think of me as a girl if you don't want to. Just think of me as a boy--or even better, an it. I'm fine with that, really. Just come back, please?


Jan. 21st, 2012 10:14 pm
notintehkitchen: (Bandaged)
It feels great to be back in my own body! I've missed using my hands so much. Now I can eat bacon and open things again! Really, those two things are very important!

[There is a squeak in the background.]

That's right, Jell-O says he is happy to see his mother back too. I wonder who was taking care of you while I was gone?

[A few more squeaks come across the feed.]

No one? Did you behave yourself?

[There is no more squeaking.]

I'm taking that as a no. Alright, who's brain matter do I have to clean up?


Jan. 15th, 2012 01:02 am
notintehkitchen: ([Chibi] What u say?)
[After several attempts to turn on the PCD with no proper thumbs, Pyro or Chibi Momo appears on the screen yapping. Placing her paw on the screen, she taps at it and barks again. Unaware, Chibi Momo has not understood that turning into a dog means speaking dog as well. The barks in her ears sound like perfect English.]


Jan. 5th, 2012 09:48 pm
notintehkitchen: (a pat on the head)
Sensei is gone. There was a stuffed panda in his lab waiting for me.

I can't find him anywhere. I've looked everywhere I can possibly think of. I don't know where he could of wondered off to.

By chance, did he come over to your house BLU? That's the last place left I can think of. I've exhausted all my other options, I don't want to think that he left me too.
notintehkitchen: (laughing)


Merry Smissmas everyone! For those who don't celebrate Smissmas, have a happy Australian Christmas!

Sensei, Sensei! Are you going to go to the party? Let's have fun tonight! I have a special surprise for you.

[Private to BLU Sniper]

Drop by the party, please. I have a gift that you must see.

notintehkitchen: (a pat on the head)
Can a person taste like their name? Especially if they are named after a food? Is that... possible?

Flame #16

Oct. 14th, 2011 08:21 pm
notintehkitchen: (Ashamed)

The undead are all over town. If all the books I have read are accurate, please aim directly for the head either with a blunt object or a gun. All children who reside here, please stay where you are and I will come to get you. I can provide a haven.

Sniper, I will be needing your assistance. Do not worry, you will be rewarded well.


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