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[notintehkitchen]

Aaah, so I spent all of my savings on food today! It's not like it matters one way or the other what I do with my money though. I was going to buy Mr. Hawk a nice new rifle, but lately all he seems to know how to do is talk to pretty skinny female mercenaries. I'm sure he'll be working a different rifle and will have no time for me or a new weapon!

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[bye_to_yer_head]

*You can almost hear him rubbing his eyes in frustration through the phone.*

Pyro, did you actually mean t' broadcast that t' everyone?

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[hasstandards]

[There are a lot of indistinct noises on his end as he struggles to decide what part of her call to address first. Frankly, none of it sits well with him.]

Pumpkin, ah, er. What?

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

Why do you ask such a stupid question? Of course I meant to!

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[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

[Have a pouty looking Pyro.]

It's obvious. I know you're cheating on me.

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[hasstandards]

What on earth are you goin' on about? I haven't done anything!

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[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

You expect me to believe that? If you don't find me attractive, you should just say so!

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[hasstandards]

Why would you even think I'd say that?

[bye_to_yer_head]

An' why would you go an' tell everyone about ... whatever it is yer goin' on about.

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

If you don't know, stay out of it.

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[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you tell all the other BLUs and REDs.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Foine.

*Aaaaaand click.*

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[hasstandards]

Tell them what? I don't tell them anything!

[not_onyourside]

I somehow doubt zhat.

Ees zhis because he gave you a mailbox?

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[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

That's for sure. You've never been much of a talker. I'm sure you showed them though.

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

Well, about that. Who gives a girl a mailbox to show they like them?

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[hasstandards]

[His face reddens. Annnnnd there he goes trying to figure out how to make this private.]

I haven't shown them anything, either. Pyro, this is ridiculous! Why the hell are you even accusin' me of this?

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[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

It's because they have nicer thighs then me, huh?

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[hasstandards]

No, they don't have—

[Oh, there's the button he's looking for.]

[Private]

I've told you plenty of times that you're fine the way you are. Not that you listen to me, apparently.

[not_onyourside]

Give him time. Romance ees a difficult concept for zhe Sniper.

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[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

Why should I be trustworthy when a bunch of beautiful women show up? No one would be.

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

I can see that.

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[hasstandards]

Because you oughtta know me better than that by now!

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[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

I barely know anything about you. It's not like you go out of your way to talk to me about yourself.

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[hasstandards]

Well, you never ask.

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[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

If I have to ask to get it out of you, I doubt you trust me.