notintehkitchen: (Did someone say BACON?)
RED Pyro (Mori Momo) ([personal profile] notintehkitchen) wrote2012-02-21 09:40 am
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Aaah, so I spent all of my savings on food today! It's not like it matters one way or the other what I do with my money though. I was going to buy Mr. Hawk a nice new rifle, but lately all he seems to know how to do is talk to pretty skinny female mercenaries. I'm sure he'll be working a different rifle and will have no time for me or a new weapon!
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hasstandards: (➸ This ain't a walkabout!)

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[personal profile] hasstandards 2012-02-21 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
What on earth are you goin' on about? I haven't done anything!

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[identity profile] notintehkitchen.livejournal.com 2012-02-21 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
You expect me to believe that? If you don't find me attractive, you should just say so!
hasstandards: (➸ Stand on the bloody cap!)

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[personal profile] hasstandards 2012-02-21 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Why would you even think I'd say that?

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[identity profile] notintehkitchen.livejournal.com 2012-02-22 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure you tell all the other BLUs and REDs.
hasstandards: (➸ Be efficient.)

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[personal profile] hasstandards 2012-02-22 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
Tell them what? I don't tell them anything!

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[identity profile] notintehkitchen.livejournal.com 2012-02-22 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
That's for sure. You've never been much of a talker. I'm sure you showed them though.
hasstandards: (➸ How's that bullet feel? Feel good?)

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[personal profile] hasstandards 2012-02-22 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
[His face reddens. Annnnnd there he goes trying to figure out how to make this private.]

I haven't shown them anything, either. Pyro, this is ridiculous! Why the hell are you even accusin' me of this?

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[identity profile] notintehkitchen.livejournal.com 2012-02-22 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
It's because they have nicer thighs then me, huh?
hasstandards: (➸ Well that was a real bloody rootin'!)

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[personal profile] hasstandards 2012-02-22 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
No, they don't have—

[Oh, there's the button he's looking for.]

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I've told you plenty of times that you're fine the way you are. Not that you listen to me, apparently.

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[identity profile] notintehkitchen.livejournal.com 2012-02-22 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
Why should I be trustworthy when a bunch of beautiful women show up? No one would be.
hasstandards: (➸ Need some help here!)

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[personal profile] hasstandards 2012-02-22 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
Because you oughtta know me better than that by now!

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[identity profile] notintehkitchen.livejournal.com 2012-02-22 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
I barely know anything about you. It's not like you go out of your way to talk to me about yourself.
hasstandards: (➸ Stay near the bloody cart!)

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[personal profile] hasstandards 2012-02-22 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
Well, you never ask.

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[identity profile] notintehkitchen.livejournal.com 2012-02-22 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
If I have to ask to get it out of you, I doubt you trust me.
hasstandards: (➸ Cheatin' only gets ya so far.)

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[personal profile] hasstandards 2012-02-22 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
[A pause.]

I trusted you with my name, didn't I?

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[identity profile] notintehkitchen.livejournal.com 2012-02-22 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
How do I know that's your real name? Maybe you give every girl you sleep with a fake name.
hasstandards: (➸ Hit that charge， Doctor!)

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[personal profile] hasstandards 2012-02-22 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
Right, all two of you. And I'm pretty damn sure Barbara's dead at this point.

If ya don't believe me, ask Miss Pauling. She'd know. It's her bloody job.

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[identity profile] notintehkitchen.livejournal.com 2012-02-22 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
I don't like what you're implying, you deviant.
hasstandards: (➸ Come on!)

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[personal profile] hasstandards 2012-02-22 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
You're the one who's sayin' ya can't bloody trust me! I guess givin' you my real name isn't good enough for you, is it?

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[identity profile] notintehkitchen.livejournal.com 2012-02-22 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
No, because it's not your real name. You only considered it a good idea to give it me when you decided you lusted after me.
hasstandards: (➸ Need a Dispenser here!)

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[personal profile] hasstandards 2012-02-22 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
It is my real name! I don't get why you'd think otherwise!

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[identity profile] notintehkitchen.livejournal.com 2012-02-22 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
If you liked me why wouldn't you of told me sooner? You don't get it! You only said such a thing so you could have sex with me! You were trying to make me comfortable! I'm not stupid!
hasstandards: (➸ I was never on your side either.)

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[personal profile] hasstandards 2012-02-22 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
You didn't tell me yours any sooner.

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[identity profile] notintehkitchen.livejournal.com 2012-02-22 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Because I know you're the type that doesn't care.
hasstandards: (➸ That's how we do it in the bush.)

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[personal profile] hasstandards 2012-02-22 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not that. Ya start getting attached to people when you know more about them. It gets in the way of the job.

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