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[notintehkitchen]

Sensei is gone. There was a stuffed panda in his lab waiting for me.

I can't find him anywhere. I've looked everywhere I can possibly think of. I don't know where he could of wondered off to.

By chance, did he come over to your house BLU? That's the last place left I can think of. I've exhausted all my other options, I don't want to think that he left me too.

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[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

What? I just bit you a little bit. Is something wrong?

[It was a playbite, simple as that. Why would Sniper get mad at something so insignificant as that? Did he prefer to get slapped in the face?]

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm sorry about that. He'll be on his best behavior from now on or I'll bite him some more.

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[hasstandards]

[He rubbed his ear, keeping his distance.]

Don't do that.

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[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

[Pointing at him, she laughed at his request.]

Fine, I'll punch you in the face next time.

[bye_to_yer_head]

You... bit him?

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[hasstandards]

Or how about this- don't do either of those. Or save them for your pal, Medic. You can bite him all you like when he gets back.

[He wasn't entirely sure Medic was ever coming back, but he wasn't about to say that to Pyro- admitting it made it more real somehow, and the thought that they were the only two REDs left didn't sit comfortably with him. It wasn't that he was attached to her or anything, or that he'd miss her if she disappeared; however, the more he thought about it like that, the worse his gut felt about it.]

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

Just a little bite. He got all weird about it.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Don't blame him. People don't generally go around bitin' each other loike dogs.

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[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

...

[Scooting towards the end of the bed, Pyro turned away from him and looked down at Jell-O who had decided to make the rug his bed. Taking a few deep breaths, she attempted to calm herself down. Why did Sniper's words always hurt her so much? She didn't understand why... but... ]

Don't be mean. What did I tell you about being mean?

[Turning back around, she held out three fingers on one hand before cupping her hand into the form of an O to represent zero.]

You're out.

[Grabbing his arms, Pyro leapt on top of the man with careful precision in order not to smash his legs. With either of hers on both sides of his, she kept him pinned to bed and smiled.]

Now what should your punishment be? A kiss from Jell-O?

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

Why not? Dogs are cute! Cuter then people.

[bye_to_yer_head]

That ain't th' point. Don't go bitin' people. It's weird. Plus he's already injured, don't go makin' it worse.

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

Other animals bite, too--and I wasn't hurting him! I barely even nipped him!

[Pouts.]

[bye_to_yer_head]

Look, don't tell me these things.

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

That's not fair! You asked first!

[Watch her begin flailing her arms around like a child.]

[bye_to_yer_head]

*Watch him just stare at her line facing all the while.*

You done yet?

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

No way! I'm going to come and beat you up and... AND make you cry like a girl!

[bye_to_yer_head]

I don't cry.

An' what would you go an' do that for? I ain't done nothin'.

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

Both of you are mean and need attitude adjustments!

I'm going to make you cry and I won't feel bad at all!

[bye_to_yer_head]

How th' hell am I mean? I just told ya not to go bitin' people. It ain't mean.

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[hasstandards]

You're out? Out of—

[Before he could put together the fact he was on his third strike, Pyro had grabbed his arms and straddled him, pushing him down and pinning him to the bed. He writhed under her grip for a moment before turning his wounded elbow in some way that aggravated his injury. He stifled a cry of pain, still trying to wrench himself from her.]

Pyro, knock it off! This is ridiculous!

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[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

I am not going to knock it off.

[Pyro was in a bitchy mood now. With Medic gone, she felt like burning the whole damn place down. If she couldn't use her flamethrower to stop her misery without harsh consequences she only had Sniper left to pick on.]

Now, look here. You could get a kiss from me instead, but I'm sure you'll prefer my blob to a filthy arsonist like myself. I'm being rather lenient in my punishment and you will accept it.

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

You don't understand me at all. Go away.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Yer roight, I don't. An' you called me.

*Okay, so he's feeling marginally bad that Medic is probably gone.*

Want some help lookin' for him?

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[hasstandards]

[He stopped twisting beneath her for a moment, his eyes locking on hers as her tone darkened. She was apparently serious, in spite of her playful manner only seconds before. He was quickly learning her mood changed at the drop of a hat.

He looked away, taking a deep breath as he considered his options. She wasn't getting off him anytime soon, and he had no way of wriggling from her, despite his best efforts. That left actually appeasing her and hoping she'd release him- and with his elbow beginning to ache, he was starting to consider it.]

... Do I get a choice? Because I'd rather not have your blob anywhere near me.

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

Why? I've already looked everywhere I can possibly think of over and over again. What good is it going to do to look another time?

Sensei is gone. His phone won't even receive a signal.