Or how about this- don't do either of those. Or save them for your pal, Medic. You can bite him all you like when he gets back.

[He wasn't entirely sure Medic was ever coming back, but he wasn't about to say that to Pyro- admitting it made it more real somehow, and the thought that they were the only two REDs left didn't sit comfortably with him. It wasn't that he was attached to her or anything, or that he'd miss her if she disappeared; however, the more he thought about it like that, the worse his gut felt about it.]