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[notintehkitchen]

Sensei is gone. There was a stuffed panda in his lab waiting for me.

I can't find him anywhere. I've looked everywhere I can possibly think of. I don't know where he could of wondered off to.

By chance, did he come over to your house BLU? That's the last place left I can think of. I've exhausted all my other options, I don't want to think that he left me too.

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[bye_to_yer_head]

panda... Uhm, I mean, No, I ain't seen him since th' RED bloke shot me.

*NEVER MENTION THE PANDA AGAIN.*

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm sorry about that. He'll be on his best behavior from now on or I'll bite him some more.

[bye_to_yer_head]

You... bit him?

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

Just a little bite. He got all weird about it.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Don't blame him. People don't generally go around bitin' each other loike dogs.

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

Why not? Dogs are cute! Cuter then people.

[bye_to_yer_head]

That ain't th' point. Don't go bitin' people. It's weird. Plus he's already injured, don't go makin' it worse.

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

Other animals bite, too--and I wasn't hurting him! I barely even nipped him!

[Pouts.]

[bye_to_yer_head]

Look, don't tell me these things.

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

That's not fair! You asked first!

[Watch her begin flailing her arms around like a child.]

[bye_to_yer_head]

*Watch him just stare at her line facing all the while.*

You done yet?

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

No way! I'm going to come and beat you up and... AND make you cry like a girl!

[bye_to_yer_head]

I don't cry.

An' what would you go an' do that for? I ain't done nothin'.

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

Both of you are mean and need attitude adjustments!

I'm going to make you cry and I won't feel bad at all!

[bye_to_yer_head]

How th' hell am I mean? I just told ya not to go bitin' people. It ain't mean.

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

You don't understand me at all. Go away.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Yer roight, I don't. An' you called me.

*Okay, so he's feeling marginally bad that Medic is probably gone.*

Want some help lookin' for him?

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

Why? I've already looked everywhere I can possibly think of over and over again. What good is it going to do to look another time?

Sensei is gone. His phone won't even receive a signal.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Oh.

Roight.

Sorry.

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

You're apologizing?

[This is the face of shock.]

[bye_to_yer_head]

Jus' cuz he ain't here anymore.

What?

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

I'm just surprised anyone around here is capable of being polite anymore.

[bye_to_yer_head]

I'm always polite. It's th' other blokes who forgot how t' be.

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

Everyone seems like a huge jerk besides Engie.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Heavy ain't a bad bloke when he's not on th' field. Least ya got teammates. I'm th' only one from BLU in this troppo place.