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[notintehkitchen]

Sensei is gone. There was a stuffed panda in his lab waiting for me.

I can't find him anywhere. I've looked everywhere I can possibly think of. I don't know where he could of wondered off to.

By chance, did he come over to your house BLU? That's the last place left I can think of. I've exhausted all my other options, I don't want to think that he left me too.

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[bye_to_yer_head]

Look, don't tell me these things.

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

That's not fair! You asked first!

[Watch her begin flailing her arms around like a child.]

[bye_to_yer_head]

*Watch him just stare at her line facing all the while.*

You done yet?

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

No way! I'm going to come and beat you up and... AND make you cry like a girl!

[bye_to_yer_head]

I don't cry.

An' what would you go an' do that for? I ain't done nothin'.

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

Both of you are mean and need attitude adjustments!

I'm going to make you cry and I won't feel bad at all!

[bye_to_yer_head]

How th' hell am I mean? I just told ya not to go bitin' people. It ain't mean.

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

You don't understand me at all. Go away.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Yer roight, I don't. An' you called me.

*Okay, so he's feeling marginally bad that Medic is probably gone.*

Want some help lookin' for him?

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

Why? I've already looked everywhere I can possibly think of over and over again. What good is it going to do to look another time?

Sensei is gone. His phone won't even receive a signal.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Oh.

Roight.

Sorry.

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

You're apologizing?

[This is the face of shock.]

[bye_to_yer_head]

Jus' cuz he ain't here anymore.

What?

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

I'm just surprised anyone around here is capable of being polite anymore.

[bye_to_yer_head]

I'm always polite. It's th' other blokes who forgot how t' be.

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

Everyone seems like a huge jerk besides Engie.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Heavy ain't a bad bloke when he's not on th' field. Least ya got teammates. I'm th' only one from BLU in this troppo place.

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

It was easier when no one understood me or thought of me as a woman.

I question why I took my gas mask off sometimes.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Yer not listenin' t' a thing I'm sayin' are ya?

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

No, I am. I'm just... you know what?--nevermind.

[bye_to_yer_head]

...

Alroight then.