[Fending off Chibi's furious affection wasn't easy. Sniper couldn't help but laugh, wondering what had gotten into the pup.]

I suppose that means you forgive me.

[He resumed that vigorous scratching, returning the pup's attention in the only way he knew how.]

On second thought, maybe you oughtta visit Pyro after all. She loves dogs. Will probably give you all that attention she gives me. It'll be easier to avoid thinkin' about her like that if she's not doting on me.