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[He rubs the back of his neck, giving the dog on the other end of the line another look.]

You be a good dog and stay where you are, alright?

[Lowering her ears at his next words, a deep sigh escapes her nose.]

(Funny, really funny. You're so good with jokes.

Please bring me some bacon, I'm hungry.)

[He gives Ringo a slight smile.]

Spot on. I'll be there soon.

[And with that, he fumbles with the phone until it hangs up. By 'soon,' he must've meant 'a little over an hour,' because that's how long it takes for him to dress warmly enough for the cold weather, get down the stairs in one piece, and hobble to the park with his crutch. He looks fairly exhausted by the time he gets there, but determination is an excellent motivator.

He eases himself onto a bench, pulling the hood tighter around his neck to keep out the chill. He reaches into the crook of the sling holding his broken arm, pulling out a blueberry muffin. With it in hand, he gives a whistle.]

[Pacing about in the cold, the only thing on Chibi Momo's mind was how she got placed in this body. Last night she had been sleeping comfortably in her own bed... but now? She had woken up at the park on the hard surface.

A whistle snapped her out of her thoughts and made her ears perk up in the direction of the sound. Running as fast she could on her four padded feet, soon she would reach where Sniper was with a happy pant.]

(There you are! It took awhile. I mean, I should of guessed with your injuries.)

[As she thought on it, she let out a gasp.]

(Wait, you came all this way and brought a blueberry muffin just for me?! Mr. Hawk really does care about me!)

[Shoving her paws on his legs, she prodded him with them several times in revelation.]

[Sniper winced as the dog prodded his legs, one of them still very tender. Leaning toward Chibi, he gave the dog a pat on the head, pushing him off his legs with a groan.]

Watch the leg, Ringo. It's still a bit sore.

[He set the muffin on the ground, rubbing the pain from his wounded knee.]

Hope that's still good. It's a few days old, but shouldn't be too bad.

[Leaping over the muffin, the little dog shoved the whole thing in it's mouth and began to run about in circles as it chewed it happily.

Being a dog sure was strange, there were no cheeks to shove food bits in! Instead, little crumbles of blueberry muffin dropped to the ground as she chewed and chewed. When she was finished (which didn't take long), Chibi Momo barked at Sniper again.]

(More please!)

Hungry today, are ya? I didn't think to bring anymore. I'm sure there's more at the base, but I'll need a minute.

[He shifted on the bench, trying to make himself comfortable in spite of the sharp aching from his leg. Though the trip wasn't far, his muscles were all weary, unused to any amount of walking after weeks in the hospital.]

Probably should have taken the medication today. I'm fairly certain Pyro won't be happy when she finds out I've not been taking it, or that I left at all.

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[Tilting her head to one side in confusion, she let out a whimper.]

(Uh... Hello? I'm right here. What are you talking about?)

[Jumping up onto the bench by his side, she stared up at his face with large puppy dog eyes.]

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[Sniper snorted irritably, pushing his fingers under his glasses to rub his eyes.]

Ya don't have to worry about me. I don't hurt that much. S'just that... well, they mess with my head.

[He shifted again, another groan pushing itself from him. Okay, he did hurt that much, but admitting it made it worse. With another look to Chibi Momo, he gave her a good scratching behind her ears.]

[The way he spoke to her, the wonderful feeling of being scratched behind the ears and Sniper coming to her aide made her realize something.

Sniper couldn't tell she was Momo. To Sniper, she was just a little white ball of fur. She was no longer human if her comrade was treating her so nicely.

It was weird to think being a dog would make all the difference in how sweet he could be...]

(You don't know who I am, do you?)

[Stopping her tail from wagging. Chibi Momo laid down on her side and whimpered repeatedly.]

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[At Chibi's whimpering, Sniper pulled his hand back, giving his friend a look over. He didn't see any visible wounds, but there had to be something wrong.]

What's wrong? Ya usually like that.

[He patted his lap.]

Come on. Let's have a look.

[She knew what that meant. However, it took her a moment to process that her body was smaller now and that sitting on his lap wouldn't hurt him.

With hesitation in her steps as she got up, Chibi Momo lightly walked her way on top of his lap and sat down.]

(What if I'm stuck in this body forever? You'll never know who I am if this keeps up. You'll just think I left you alone forever and ever.

... It's not fair. I don't want to look like the mean one.)

[Unsurprised by the dog's compliance— Chibi was a smart dog, after all— Sniper began looking her over, feeling along her sides, lifting her tail and checking her legs for any visible wounds. There didn't seem to be anything obviously wrong, from what he could tell. He scratched the scruff of her neck vigorously once he was finished.]

Ya look all right to me, Ringo. Wouldn't be surprised if you were cold, though.

[He paused, feeling his face turn red for reasons other than the cold- the flush was accompanied by a small smirk, one he tried to keep private.]

S'odd. I've, um. Hm.

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[His checkup was nothing compared to the ones Medic had put her through. Sitting there like a well behaved pet, she waited patiently for him to finish. Once he did, she yawned and stretched.]

(A little. I feel naked despite all this fur. Not that you would know or could tell.)

[When he stopped talking, she cocked her head to the side again curiously. Was that a smile?]

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Now don't go and tell anyone about this. Not that you will. Ya said you didn't talk, anyway.

[He resumed his scratching, trying to warm the pup up.]

I'm sure you've noticed I've not been home since I got out of the hospital. I live in that building at the moment- the tall one.

[He pointed to the building being used as RED base.]

Pyro- that woman who was visiting me in the hospital- took me there. Didn't even give me a choice. Right annoying at times when she does things like that. Not that she hasn't taken good care of me or anything.

[His hand ended up back on Chibi, scratching down her spine.]

I mean, she has. Taken good care of me, that is.

[Ah, that scratching felt good. Maybe staying a pet wouldn't be so bad if she would always receive attention like this.

Listening to him intently, she was unsure how she was supposed to respond to a secret. Perhaps if her ears perked up? Would that show she was listening? She was going to do that.

... Nevermind. It was easier to do it when he started talking about her in her old human body.

With little eyes that began to expand in size, Chibi Momo buried her head against his stomach. Underneath all that fur on her cheeks she was certain she was blushing.]

(Why are you saying such kinds words about me? You look so unhappy when I'm with you. I don't understand.)

[Sniper took Chibi's reaction as a call for attention, scratched more vigorously. His grin widened.]

She'd probably like you. She's got a thing for dogs.

[He looked back toward RED base, then in another direction.]

We probably ought not stay out here too long, pup. Never did like the cold. How's about we see how my house is doing? Been ages since I've been there.

[As he scratched at her even more, her tail began to wag like crazy and she couldn't stop her right back foot from twitching.]

(Hey! That feels too good!)

[Hearing him mention his own home as a place to hide from the cold, she decided to reply with a chipper bark.]

[Picking up the pup with one hand, he set her aside and got to his feet, gritting his teeth the whole way up. Though he stifled the groan that accompanied the sharp ache, he didn't mask the expression on his face, which clearly showed the pain wearing on him. Catching his breath, his eyes returned to Chibi.]

To my house, then. Not sure I could make it back to the base right now, anyway.

[Or at all, if he was honest with himself. He pushed a sigh from him, knowing he was probably going to have to call Pyro to come get him. Fantastic.]

[It was a strange feeling when Sniper picked her up. To be this lightweight, to have a man who could pick her up without trouble... this was a new experience.

Letting out another sigh through her nose as she heard him suffer, her ears lowered and she frowned. She couldn't say anything he would understand, she didn't know how she could help him not struggle...

Leaning her head upwards, Chibi Momo licked his cheek in an attempt to cheer him up. The moment the action was performed she was already questioning what in her prompt her to do it.]

[Though the lick surprised him, it wasn't unwelcome. RED gave the dog a smile and another pat on the head.]

Good dog.

[With that, he started the long walk toward his townhouse, keeping an eye on where Chibi was. There wasn't anything obviously wrong with the dog, but he couldn't shake the feeling something was off. Surely the pup wouldn't have been barking so frantically on his call, otherwise.

He was quiet the whole walk, struggling to keep himself composed as his arm and leg throbbed painfully. After struggling up the stairs to the porch, he pushed the front door open and waited for Chibi to follow him in before collapsing on the couch, his breath labored. At least the house hadn't changed at all in his absence.]

[A nice pat to the head. Perhaps there were two things not bad about being in this furry little body.

When she was set down, Chibi followed with light footing in order to avoid pressing her paws too far into the cold earth below her. When they reached his house, she began to pant happily and trot up the stairs after him before running into the house to jump onto the nearest couch.]

(We made it! Now you come sit down too! No more walking, it's not good for you.)

[Sniper reclined on the couch, grinning unlike he had in some time at Chibi's excitement in spite of the pain still coursing through him. It hadn't been too long ago that he'd been sitting there and had to encourage the pup to join him on the seat.

After another moment, he laughed genuinely, pulling Chibi onto his chest as he reclined across the couch, giving the dog's ears another good scratching.]

[As she was pressed up against his chest, she had to admit it was a little awkward. Engineer and Medic had done similar things to show affection, but coming from Sniper it was just so bizarre.

Of course he thought she was a cute little dog, not a big fat Pyro.

Leaning her head into his chest, she closed her eyes and enjoyed the ear scratching. He could do this forever and she'd never complain. Dogs had it good.]

Well, I suppose whatever it was that got you riled up earlier is all right now, hm? Ya had me worried for a moment. S'not like you to get like that.

[His scratching went from Chibi's ears to her back. He smirked, the look of enjoyment clear on the pup's face.]

Woke me up, too. Haven't had much of a chance to sleep well these past few days. Got pills for that, too. Actually have been taking those, but it's kind of hard to sleep some nights with Pyro there. She's a bit too, er. Hm. Affectionate, I suppose. Treats me like I'm a dog still.

[His work came to a halt as his hands rested against the wolf pup's back, his eyes affixing themselves to a spot on the ceiling.]

[video] They so are. RED will vouch for that.

[video] xD;;; hes so sweet

[video] If only he was this nice to Pyro normally.

[video] of course not

[action] He'll have to work on it.

[action] .... xD poor Sniper...poor dog Pyro

[action] EVERYTHING IS ADORABLE

[action] its too adorable

[action] Anything with puppies is automatically adorable. It's a fact.

[action] /gets seizure from cute.

[action] /resuscitates with more cute

[action] xD;; thank you I cant sleep cuz its too cute

[action] GO TO SLEEP. The cute will still be here tomorrow. <3

[action] XD;; nooo

[action] When you fall asleep on the keyboard, I'll say I told you so.

[action] XD My bed is right here

[action] So you should use it. ;)

[action] I did for six hours

[action] You should do so for more later.

[action] way later

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