notintehkitchen | [Public][Text] #2 Sniper

[Public][Text] #2 Sniper

Dear Mr. BLU Sniper,

I have a special present just for you. Do not fret, it is not your death. However, if you do not accept my invitation to give you the gift perhaps I will change my mind and kill you instead.

Sincerely,
RED Pyro

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Do ya want me t' stay?

*For the life of him he couldn't figure out why.*

Um, yes.

I need to feed you.

As long as it's not bacon, alroight.

*Hey, he's not gonna turn down free food.*

This is jus' so you can ask me more stuff ain't it?

Don't worry, I eat other foods besides bacon.

[A skinny thing like BLU never should.]

I'm not sure what you're getting at.

Nevermind.

*He follows her back into the house, because he's a sucker for free food.*

Yer base gettin' crowded now that there's th' three of you?

[Shrugging it off. she sat back down on her couch and sighed.]

Three people is hardly what I would call crowded. You're talking about people, right?

...

Do you mean Jell-O and Teriyaki?

I meant people.

Why, do Jell-O an' yer dog not get along?

Dogs and brain slugs are people too.

No, they get along fine. It's cute, really. Jell-O rides atop Teriyaki's back.

Won't he get covered in fur?

He doesn't seem to mind. It's cute.

If ya say so. That pup 'f yours is a furry lil thing.

*In comparison to his that has scales.*

I wonder if it'll develop a crush on Cassidy.

[Uh-oh, Sniper. You might lose to a REAL dog.]

*Eyeroll*

I don't think she'd go fer that. Bein' a human most 'f the time and all.

So you think she prefers a dog over a human? She seems a little shy though. I think she'd prefer a dog. Dogs are better then real men anyways.

No I think she'd prefer a human she could talk to.

*He just snorts and rolls his eyes.*

If you say so.

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