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[notintehkitchen]

Aaah, so I spent all of my savings on food today! It's not like it matters one way or the other what I do with my money though. I was going to buy Mr. Hawk a nice new rifle, but lately all he seems to know how to do is talk to pretty skinny female mercenaries. I'm sure he'll be working a different rifle and will have no time for me or a new weapon!

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[bye_to_yer_head]

*You can almost hear him rubbing his eyes in frustration through the phone.*

Pyro, did you actually mean t' broadcast that t' everyone?

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

Why do you ask such a stupid question? Of course I meant to!

[bye_to_yer_head]

An' why would you go an' tell everyone about ... whatever it is yer goin' on about.

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

If you don't know, stay out of it.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Foine.

*Aaaaaand click.*

[audio]

[hasstandards]

[There are a lot of indistinct noises on his end as he struggles to decide what part of her call to address first. Frankly, none of it sits well with him.]

Pumpkin, ah, er. What?

[Video]

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

[Have a pouty looking Pyro.]

It's obvious. I know you're cheating on me.

[video]

[hasstandards]

What on earth are you goin' on about? I haven't done anything!

[video]

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

You expect me to believe that? If you don't find me attractive, you should just say so!

[video]

[hasstandards]

Why would you even think I'd say that?

[video]

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you tell all the other BLUs and REDs.

[video]

[hasstandards]

Tell them what? I don't tell them anything!

[video]

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

That's for sure. You've never been much of a talker. I'm sure you showed them though.

[video]

[hasstandards]

[His face reddens. Annnnnd there he goes trying to figure out how to make this private.]

I haven't shown them anything, either. Pyro, this is ridiculous! Why the hell are you even accusin' me of this?

[not_onyourside]

I somehow doubt zhat.

Ees zhis because he gave you a mailbox?

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

Well, about that. Who gives a girl a mailbox to show they like them?

[not_onyourside]

Give him time. Romance ees a difficult concept for zhe Sniper.

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

I can see that.

[not_onyourside]

Perhaps eef you told him what you wanted he would be more accommodating. You must forgive him, zhis ees a new experience for him. I am sure he ees doing his best.

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

If he was going to give me a mailbox, he should of at least put some bacon in it.

[not_onyourside]

No one ees perfect all zhe time. Perhaps you could get some bacon togezzer?

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

Um...

That's alright. He'd probably prefer to eat bacon with other girls.

[not_onyourside]

No he would not. I zhink he prefers to do anyzzing wez you. I have not seen him like zhis before. Eet ees razzer cute.

backdate, 02/21, after 12:01pm

[floatonaflower.livejournal.com]

Are you going to eat all that food by yourself?

Awwwright

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

Why wouldn't I? There's barely enough even here for me.