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[notintehkitchen]

Aaah, so I spent all of my savings on food today! It's not like it matters one way or the other what I do with my money though. I was going to buy Mr. Hawk a nice new rifle, but lately all he seems to know how to do is talk to pretty skinny female mercenaries. I'm sure he'll be working a different rifle and will have no time for me or a new weapon!

Comments

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

If he was going to give me a mailbox, he should of at least put some bacon in it.

[not_onyourside]

No one ees perfect all zhe time. Perhaps you could get some bacon togezzer?

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

Um...

That's alright. He'd probably prefer to eat bacon with other girls.

[not_onyourside]

No he would not. I zhink he prefers to do anyzzing wez you. I have not seen him like zhis before. Eet ees razzer cute.

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

Just make sure you do not call him that word. He does not seem to like it at all.

[not_onyourside]

I know. Last time I called him zhat he broke my nose.

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

He didn't go that far with me. He must not like you very well.

[not_onyourside]

I should hope he would like you more zhan me. He also never gave me a mailbox. Perhaps zhe two are related?

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

I doubt it.

[This is clearly a conversation that isn't going anywhere.]

[not_onyourside]

[le sigh.]

You may believe what you wish of course, but do not break his heart. I will be razzer upset wez you eef you do.