notintehkitchen | Flame #17 [Text] VAGUE POST IS VAGUE.

[Totally reluctant and totally filtered answer is totally reluctant and totally filtered.]

...Momo.

Yes, Sensei?

[She's just trying to figure out the meaning behind those words.]

I...

[Oh, you have no idea how hard this is. He'd love to explain, but... Too confusing. Too hard to comprehend even for him.]

...nun... I...

[Stammering. Heck. This is why he locked this. None of their colleagues should ever know about how insecure this mercenary could be if faced with the wrong topics.]

...vhy do you vant to know...?

Because Sensei was more interested in a peach who is human over an apple pie.

Aber... I did not intend to eat you!

W-well then... what did you intend?!

I...

[Pause of awkward.]

...I haff no idea.

Does my body look like a peach?

[She always thought she was more pear-shaped.]

Nein. You do not look like a... You are human. Vhy vould you look like a peach?

[Apparently, he doesn't get the 'shaped'-thing either.]

Because my name means Peach and you said you preferred a peach like me to an apple.

[Confusion everywhere.]

Zhat... Zhat had nozhing to do vizh you being named after a fruit. It... I meant it... Differently. I guess...

[Thank god this isn't a video stream. So no one will ever see his flushed face here.]

I meant... I prefer you... Just you... Over ozher zhings zhat I... Like.

Prefer over other things you like?

Like...?

[Come to think of it, if she was around Medic not eating bacon didn't seem so depressing.]

Um... I... I think I understand what you mean.

...I... Verzeih. Zhis must be... Uncomfortable for you now.

[Because even Medic can clearly feel the awkward of the situation.]

No, no. It's alright. Just... it's new for me. I'm not sure what someone is supposed to do or how to respond.

[She guesses that's why she says what she just said out-loud.]

I... Do not zhink knoving how to respond ist actually possible. You just... If it feels right, it must be right.

[Because Medic speaking about emotions is the most normal thing ever.]

I see. So, when someone calls me fat and I eat five pounds of bacon anyways--something like that?

...vhy... Vhy vould you van to eat zhat much bacon?

[The idea alone is about to make him sick.]

It tastes good, doesn't it? Engineer taught me how to love it. He uses it in tons of food!

Edited 2011-11-22 10:19 (UTC)

I... Know he does zhat. He did cook für uns a couple of times after all... Just as it had been at my base. Especially zhe Soldier refused to let me cook onze in a vhile...

And what would you cook, Sensei?

[Don't say salad, don't say salad. Oh god, please don't say salad.]

[Why not? Why not? Why-- Wait. You don't cook salad!]

Vell... Somezhing... Different. A little less meat oriented, maybe...

[Totally vague answer.]

Tacos?

[That has vegetables in it, so that means less meat orientated, right?]

...was?

Ah, nein. I do not know zhese. But... Maybe a soup oder a stew every now und zhen?

Oh! I like soup, tomato soup with grilled cheese is especially tasty!

I vas... More zhinking tovards a vegetable stew...

Vhy vould someone put cheese into a soup anyvay?

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