Flame #16

[notintehkitchen]

[Text]

The undead are all over town. If all the books I have read are accurate, please aim directly for the head either with a blunt object or a gun. All children who reside here, please stay where you are and I will come to get you. I can provide a haven.

Sniper, I will be needing your assistance. Do not worry, you will be rewarded well.

Comments

[Voice]

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

You're right. No one deserves to die like this.

[She just has a weakness for children, that's all.]

[voice]

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

I'm not going to be rude when I'm the one currently at a disadvantage.

[She actually thinks of Sniper as a friend but she can't dare say that to you Medic! He's a BLU! BLUs and REDs cannot be friends!]

I've done intense studying on the subject regarding the undead in my life. I believe it would help.

[voice]

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

I'd really like that!

Are you a magician of some sort?

[voice]

[uebercharge.livejournal.com]

Zhat still doesn't mean you haff to beg. He ist ein merzenary like us. Und one zhat at least understands zhat zhis ist not unser battlefield.

[He doesn't mind the Sniper himself, actually. The man has a well set mind. Unlike several REDs he knows. But he's not going to say that out loud.]

Vell. How many undead did you haff in your life so far to intently study zhem? Zhe Horseless Headless Horseman vas not exactly undead, you know.
...if you ever run into zhat one, zhat ist.

[Just don't remind him. He's got a pretty nasty scar from that one still, despite his healing and all. Not that you'll know, though.]

[Voice]

[mathdestruction.livejournal.com]

Exactly. That's why we have to kill them all before they cause too much harm.

Are you a Priest, by chance? We could need one.

[voice]

[notenoughdex.livejournal.com]

Yes. I'm something like that. At least I started as a Mage, now I'm a sage.

[voice]

[notenoughdex.livejournal.com]

I mean... Scholar.

[yes, he can be a little forgetful...]

[Voice]

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

I agree.

I'm sorry. I'm not a priest. Do you believe in God and need someone to pray for you?

[voice]

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

So you can use real magic?

I always thought I was the only strange one. I can make fire come from my fingertips.

Re: [voice]

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

[She might be pouting but you cannot see it. She is just going to ignore this argument about the BLU Sniper.]

None, really. But I know what to do in a zombie apocalypse, I've always been interested in those sorts of things. I don't see anyone else here with as much knowledge of the undead, do you?

[Probably for the best.]

[voice]

[uebercharge.livejournal.com]

Ah, right. I forgot you are an expert zhat studied zhe undead for many years back home und vorked as an expert exorzist for zhe last tventy years.

[Beat.]

Pyro. Comic books und movies are no reliable study material! Zhere haff been no zombie sightings back at home eizher. So vhere exactly do you zhink you acquired your superior knowledge?

[Voice]

[mathdestruction.livejournal.com]

I do believe in the gods, of course. I have read the Book of Ymir, found the Heart of Ymir, went to Valhalla and met the Valkyrie to get reborn. Why would I not believe in the gods when I have practically been there?

But... No. I do not need you to pray for me. But the holy spells of a Priest or Priestess would certainly help. Especially Assumptio, though you would have to be a High Priest for that even... Ah... Too bad. What is your job then, young miss?

[voice]

[notenoughdex.livejournal.com]

Of course! A lot of people can use some kind of magic in our world. I just dedicated myself even more to magic than them.

I can use lots of different spells... even Ice Bolts and Lightning Bolts, but my brother can use even more.

[bye_to_yer_head]

I'm not worried.

*Yes he is.*

You're just not thinkin' this through. Besides, what'd th' rest of us do without a zombie expert'

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

Good.

[Whatever you say~]

I don't know, throw your piss at them?

[voice]

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

...

That's amazing. What is your world called?

[bye_to_yer_head]

*He's hanging up on you now.

See this is why he should stop giving a damn about other people...*

[voice]

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

Can you not trust me just this one time? I... I know everything will turn out fine if I do what I feel is correct. Please, Sensei. I... I want to help.

[Voice] SHE IS TOTES TRYING TO CALL YOU BACK

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

Hey!? What was that for?

[Voice]

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

Norse Mythology? You sound like you're speaking of that.

[Has no idea what to say to half of what he said there.]

I'm a Pyro. I melt the flesh off people's bodies for a living if you'd like to get right down to it.

You hurt his feelings. And he only has like...4. So you should feel ashamed.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Nothing.

Do you want me t' help or not?

[Video][Private so REDs don't laugh at her.]

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

[Have a red faced Pyro fumbling to find the right words.]

...

Of course I want your help. I wouldn't of asked for it in the first place if I hadn't.

...

I need you, Sniper.

d'awwwwww

[bye_to_yer_head]

.............. roight.

I'll be over in a few then.

How sweet? ;3 Also action?

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

I'll be waiting.

You're giving me the warm fuzzies something awful.

[bye_to_yer_head]

*Sniper arrives at the RED base, looking rather ... cheerful actually. He's splattered with blood and has his kukri out, he's having a grand time chopping zombies to bits.*