Flame #16

[notintehkitchen]

[Text]

The undead are all over town. If all the books I have read are accurate, please aim directly for the head either with a blunt object or a gun. All children who reside here, please stay where you are and I will come to get you. I can provide a haven.

Sniper, I will be needing your assistance. Do not worry, you will be rewarded well.

Comments

[voice because he still doesn't know how to use text]

[bye_to_yer_head]

All you needed t' say was 'aim fer th' head.'

*Does he sound excited? yeah, he's excited.*

[Voice]

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

I'm still lacking a new flamethrower. I guess that means I'll have to rely on my shotgun and axe. I think I'll prepare some Molotov cocktails though.

[She's excited too, just a little less because her HUSBANDO FLAMETHROWER is gone. :(]

[Voice]

[bye_to_yer_head]

You would.

Actually, might not be a bad idea t' burn these once they go down. They smell roight awful.

[Voice] Of course she doesn't understand it's satire....

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

Best to make sure they stay dead. You haven't seen that book around this place that tells you the best way to get rid of zombies, have you? It's called The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead. I read it a few months back.

Amazing.

[bye_to_yer_head]

They make books about this sort 'f stuff? On th' off chance there's zombies? Hn, people really are prepared for anything. Did it say anythin' 'bout...

*He trails off .. then there's the sound of his gun cocking and firing.*

Heh. Anythin' 'bout how t' stop 'em from making more of 'em?

She's a total sci-fi nerd.

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

Don't get bitten, even the tiniest bite could end up with you getting infected. Remember that. The best way not to let them make more is to dispose of them all as quickly as possible.

We need to find a way to set a trap for them. There's a possibility they can smell blood from far away or they follow sound. Shooting them one by one will take ages, I'm thinking of going big here.

[Voice]

[mathdestruction.livejournal.com]

Why don't you just mob them together and lead them into a firewall?

[Because that's what he's been doing all the time. Just keep the respawn active and beware of mobbing wizards!]

[Voice] SPAM FIREWALL!!!!

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

Good idea. I had a flamethrower but I uh, misplaced it. I'm working on something different. Your help would be appreciated though if you know how to use fire.

[Voice]

[mathdestruction.livejournal.com]

[He laughs.]

Lady, I'm a High Wizard! Of course I know how to use fire! Even though they are weak anough that a low level Storm Gust should be enough to put them down.

[Voice]

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

Would you mind helping us out? There are children who need help.

[Voice]

[mathdestruction.livejournal.com]

There are not only children in this city, Miss. There are many people living here. Each of them being a valuable life!

[Voice]

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

You're right. No one deserves to die like this.

[She just has a weakness for children, that's all.]

[voice]

[uebercharge.livejournal.com]

You should not revard zhe BLU for saving his own life as vell.

[Yeah, Medic knows he's of no use here. It's not like he can heal-bomb or anything.]

[voice]

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

I don't want anyone to get hurt, especially the children. I know he's a BLU and we are supposed to hate him but we have other things to worry about right now.

Sensei, do you think you could take blood from me? I need it for something.

[voice]

[uebercharge.livejournal.com]

Zhat still does not mean you need to revard him for doing somezhing he'd do anyvay. No one revards you for breazhing as vell.

Vhat do you need it for?

[voice]

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

... Maybe not, but I don't know how else to ask.

I want to lure all the undead to one specific place. They're probably attracted to the smell of blood.

[voice]

[uebercharge.livejournal.com]

Just tell him to help you if he vants to survive.

Probably. Haff you tested it already? Also, zhere are limits of vhat I can take from a human body vizhout endangering it.

[voice]

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

I'm not going to be rude when I'm the one currently at a disadvantage.

[She actually thinks of Sniper as a friend but she can't dare say that to you Medic! He's a BLU! BLUs and REDs cannot be friends!]

I've done intense studying on the subject regarding the undead in my life. I believe it would help.

[voice]

[notenoughdex.livejournal.com]

I'd like to help too.

I can use a Fire Wall and Fire Bolts too... so it should be alright.

[voice]

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

I'd really like that!

Are you a magician of some sort?

[voice]

[notenoughdex.livejournal.com]

Yes. I'm something like that. At least I started as a Mage, now I'm a sage.

[voice]

[notenoughdex.livejournal.com]

I mean... Scholar.

[yes, he can be a little forgetful...]

[voice]

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

So you can use real magic?

I always thought I was the only strange one. I can make fire come from my fingertips.

[voice]

[notenoughdex.livejournal.com]

Of course! A lot of people can use some kind of magic in our world. I just dedicated myself even more to magic than them.

I can use lots of different spells... even Ice Bolts and Lightning Bolts, but my brother can use even more.

[voice]

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

...

That's amazing. What is your world called?