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The undead are all over town. If all the books I have read are accurate, please aim directly for the head either with a blunt object or a gun. All children who reside here, please stay where you are and I will come to get you. I can provide a haven.
Sniper, I will be needing your assistance. Do not worry, you will be rewarded well.
The undead are all over town. If all the books I have read are accurate, please aim directly for the head either with a blunt object or a gun. All children who reside here, please stay where you are and I will come to get you. I can provide a haven.
Sniper, I will be needing your assistance. Do not worry, you will be rewarded well.
..........
Date: 2011-10-20 07:17 am (UTC)*Keep pushing and he's just going to attack you.*
He could always tell she has to do something else, like go around naked.... wait no one wants that.
Date: 2011-10-20 07:19 am (UTC)[COME AT ME, BRO.]
Like that would even cross his mind.
Date: 2011-10-20 06:14 pm (UTC)How about this. I win, I get smokes. You win, and I'll barbecue for ya, for a whole week?
Of course not. No time for ladies when there's jars to piss in
Date: 2011-10-21 03:02 am (UTC)[She's a stubborn girl, it'll have to be better than that.]
Nope. And guns to clean. And coffee to make.
Date: 2011-10-21 05:49 am (UTC)Is my promise to never do it again not enough?
High levels of trolling going on here
Date: 2011-10-21 07:09 am (UTC)It's not enough, Sniper.
[Deciding to throw him off balance and see how it'll affect him for the sake of her own amusement, she cups her hands together near her mouth and attempts a shy voice.]
How about instead of those girls, you go on a date with me?
He is not amused. I am LOLing.
Date: 2011-10-21 08:10 am (UTC)Why can't you leave my personal life alone?
*Personal life? Ha. What personal life..*
ROFL and derp warming your heart here maybe
Date: 2011-10-21 10:38 am (UTC)and people in general.]Sniper, we don't have to bet anything.
[Shaking her head, she readied her axe and gave the friendliest smile at the most oddest time.]
You're kind of cool... don't tell anyone I said that. OK?
/melts
Date: 2011-10-22 09:52 pm (UTC)*Why is she smiling at him when she's about to bury an axe is his torso??? Other than that being horrifically creepy, he's sort of... honored in a way.*
Roight. I'll avoid mentioning it in my daily letters t' the rest of RED Team.
/melts too
Date: 2011-10-23 01:16 am (UTC)[Because you are the most social person ever, ha. She gets it.]
Are you ready?
Oh Pyro, how can anyone resist you?
Date: 2011-10-23 01:37 am (UTC)Let's 'ave a go at it then.
*He gets into a defensive position, expecting her to charge him.*
She's cute, but she's deadly. :P
Date: 2011-10-23 01:43 am (UTC)She wouldn't immediately raise her axe, much of her melee fights involved using a strategy. She wasn't a simple hack and slash type of Pyro.
As she began to run towards him, Pyro kept her axe down and smirked. She wasn't suicidal, she just liked to play with her prey and confuse them.
At the halfway point, she estimated the length of his kukri and began to turn and dash towards his side. Bringing her axe up sideways with both arms, she attempted to strike him in the torso.]
Indeed. What are they going to do here if they get horribly injured?
Date: 2011-10-23 09:22 pm (UTC)MEDIC!!!!!!!!!! That or.... DEAL WITH IT. I have no idea. oh hum.
Date: 2011-10-24 01:04 am (UTC)It'll be just like old times. Sniper will run around on fire yelling and Pyro will call MMMRRPHHDDCC
Date: 2011-10-24 01:14 am (UTC)He smirked a bit and kicked at her knees to hasten her fall.*
MEDIC WILL BE SO HAPPY.
Date: 2011-10-25 12:31 am (UTC)As she got back up, she briefly glanced down at her rubber suit and pondered taking it off. As much as it protected her, it also slowed down her movement. Since no flames were involved with her opponent, she decided to do it.
Unzipping it and hopping out of the large uniform instantly, Pyro wore nothing but her bandages taping down her chest and a pair of jeans.]
I suppose I should make it fair for you. In that thing I'm like a turtle. How far do you think your knife can get into my skin. Eh, Sniper?
[Don't be scared by her giant muscles now as she flexed. There was nothing wrong with a woman having bigger muscles than most of her opposing team.]
(no subject)
Date: 2011-10-25 11:22 pm (UTC)*that's.. a lot of skin there. He grimaces and backs up a bit, tightening his grip on the knife.*
I'd 'preciate if you didn't wedge that axe into my head either.
NOW THAT IM FEELING BETTER?
Date: 2011-10-31 11:40 am (UTC)[This a normal and sane conversation between two individuals.]
/cuddles on
Date: 2011-10-31 10:56 pm (UTC)*And with that he advances again, slicing at her shoulder.*