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The undead are all over town. If all the books I have read are accurate, please aim directly for the head either with a blunt object or a gun. All children who reside here, please stay where you are and I will come to get you. I can provide a haven.
Sniper, I will be needing your assistance. Do not worry, you will be rewarded well.
The undead are all over town. If all the books I have read are accurate, please aim directly for the head either with a blunt object or a gun. All children who reside here, please stay where you are and I will come to get you. I can provide a haven.
Sniper, I will be needing your assistance. Do not worry, you will be rewarded well.
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Date: 2011-10-17 07:40 am (UTC)You think they can smell that already?
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Date: 2011-10-18 01:39 am (UTC)[Taking one of the bottles in her hand, she poked the tiniest hole in it with a sewing needle she had been keeping under her glove.]
Just in case.
[Holding it out behind her, the blood leaked out at a slow pace and onto the concrete.]
Let's give them a trail to follow.
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Date: 2011-10-18 07:52 pm (UTC)Hey, you moight be onta something there. Seems t' be working. Course with how slow they're moving we've got a good hour before they get t' us.
Yes, taunt the zombies.
Date: 2011-10-18 10:50 pm (UTC)[Turning around, Pyro began to yell at the top of her longs.]
HEY! IF YOU WANT DINNER, YOU HAVE TO GO FASTER THAN THAT!
Re: Yes, taunt the zombies.
Date: 2011-10-18 11:29 pm (UTC)*The zombies marginally pick up the pace. So maybe they'll be there in a half hour. Sniper will have time to brew a pot of coffee.*
Well they are falling apart. Can't blame th' poor blokes for not being able t' shamble faster.
lololo
Date: 2011-10-19 12:53 am (UTC)[Turning back to him and giving him the evil eye, she pointed a finger at him.]
Someone earlier on did use me as their ashtray, it really pissed me off.
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Date: 2011-10-19 01:17 am (UTC)Well you deserved it, bein' all annoyin' loike that.
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Date: 2011-10-19 08:55 pm (UTC)[Raising a brow, Pyro thought on the word he called her. 'Annoying'.]
How was I annoying?
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Date: 2011-10-20 12:03 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-10-20 12:38 am (UTC)I'm pretty sure I could of kicked your ass with both of my hands tied behind my back.
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Date: 2011-10-20 04:18 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-10-20 05:09 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-10-20 05:49 am (UTC)*he gave you a pack with a tent and everything!*
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Date: 2011-10-20 05:56 am (UTC)[That doesn't matter! You used her as your ashtray! That's not very gentlemen like, Sniper.]
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Date: 2011-10-20 06:05 am (UTC)I'd rather you do neither of those. Can we just focus on th' zombies?
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Date: 2011-10-20 06:28 am (UTC)Fine. If you don't get your brains eaten, I still owe you a beating. I'll ever be fair and let you protect yourself. That knife of yours against my axe?
[Honestly, she just wants a decent dueling companion. Medic isn't the best when it comes to melee battle.]
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Date: 2011-10-20 06:32 am (UTC)*He flips his kukri and eyes her.*
You're on.
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Date: 2011-10-20 06:38 am (UTC)[Taking her axe from behind her and hooking the bottle of blood to her belt, she grinned.]
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Date: 2011-10-20 06:41 am (UTC)*But he eyes her axe and takes a defensive stance in case she attacks him.*
MIGHT AS WELL MAKE IT INTERESTING RITE
Date: 2011-10-20 06:46 am (UTC)[Following suit, she carefully eyes his movements. Sniper isn't as quick as Medic and doesn't have those abilities to regenerate. It's a pretty fair battle.]
To make things more interesting, how about this? If you manage to win, I'll provide you cigarettes and food up until the new year. If I win? Well...
[She begins to snicker.]
You have to ask that little girl who's smitten with you out on a date and I get to record it all.
[Mila or Jane? It's hard to say who she means.]
... he hates you so much.
Date: 2011-10-20 06:50 am (UTC)I .. No. Absolutely not. That's not a fair trade at all.
I'm going to say it's Mila for extra lulz.
Date: 2011-10-20 06:54 am (UTC)[Shrugging her shoulders, she teased.]
Why, do you actually like that girl? Do you not want me to see you kiss her?
[Actually, that would be adorable to her. BUT YOU WILL NEVER KNOW, BECAUSE SHE WON'T SAY IT.]
ROFL. That's what he gets for enjoying cake.
Date: 2011-10-20 07:00 am (UTC)C'mon Pyro.
Ok, i'll go on the damn date. /CLINGS TO RIFLE
Date: 2011-10-20 07:07 am (UTC)You can do that, or...
[Evil grin.]
Give me your rifle to keep forever.
You fight dirty.
Date: 2011-10-20 07:11 am (UTC)I'm not goin' on a date an' that's final. Stop tryin'.
*Arguing is how you attract zombies right?*
I HAVE TO MAKE IT GREAT, OK.
From:..........
From:He could always tell she has to do something else, like go around naked.... wait no one wants that.
From:Like that would even cross his mind.
From:Of course not. No time for ladies when there's jars to piss in
From:Nope. And guns to clean. And coffee to make.
From:High levels of trolling going on here
From:He is not amused. I am LOLing.
From:ROFL and derp warming your heart here maybe
From:/melts
From:/melts too
From:Oh Pyro, how can anyone resist you?
From:She's cute, but she's deadly. :P
From:Indeed. What are they going to do here if they get horribly injured?
From:MEDIC!!!!!!!!!! That or.... DEAL WITH IT. I have no idea. oh hum.
From:It'll be just like old times. Sniper will run around on fire yelling and Pyro will call MMMRRPHHDDCC
From:MEDIC WILL BE SO HAPPY.
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From:NOW THAT IM FEELING BETTER?
From:/cuddles on
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