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The undead are all over town. If all the books I have read are accurate, please aim directly for the head either with a blunt object or a gun. All children who reside here, please stay where you are and I will come to get you. I can provide a haven.
Sniper, I will be needing your assistance. Do not worry, you will be rewarded well.
The undead are all over town. If all the books I have read are accurate, please aim directly for the head either with a blunt object or a gun. All children who reside here, please stay where you are and I will come to get you. I can provide a haven.
Sniper, I will be needing your assistance. Do not worry, you will be rewarded well.
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Date: 2011-10-20 05:49 am (UTC)*he gave you a pack with a tent and everything!*
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Date: 2011-10-20 05:56 am (UTC)[That doesn't matter! You used her as your ashtray! That's not very gentlemen like, Sniper.]
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Date: 2011-10-20 06:05 am (UTC)I'd rather you do neither of those. Can we just focus on th' zombies?
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Date: 2011-10-20 06:28 am (UTC)Fine. If you don't get your brains eaten, I still owe you a beating. I'll ever be fair and let you protect yourself. That knife of yours against my axe?
[Honestly, she just wants a decent dueling companion. Medic isn't the best when it comes to melee battle.]
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Date: 2011-10-20 06:32 am (UTC)*He flips his kukri and eyes her.*
You're on.
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Date: 2011-10-20 06:38 am (UTC)[Taking her axe from behind her and hooking the bottle of blood to her belt, she grinned.]
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Date: 2011-10-20 06:41 am (UTC)*But he eyes her axe and takes a defensive stance in case she attacks him.*
MIGHT AS WELL MAKE IT INTERESTING RITE
Date: 2011-10-20 06:46 am (UTC)[Following suit, she carefully eyes his movements. Sniper isn't as quick as Medic and doesn't have those abilities to regenerate. It's a pretty fair battle.]
To make things more interesting, how about this? If you manage to win, I'll provide you cigarettes and food up until the new year. If I win? Well...
[She begins to snicker.]
You have to ask that little girl who's smitten with you out on a date and I get to record it all.
[Mila or Jane? It's hard to say who she means.]
... he hates you so much.
Date: 2011-10-20 06:50 am (UTC)I .. No. Absolutely not. That's not a fair trade at all.
I'm going to say it's Mila for extra lulz.
Date: 2011-10-20 06:54 am (UTC)[Shrugging her shoulders, she teased.]
Why, do you actually like that girl? Do you not want me to see you kiss her?
[Actually, that would be adorable to her. BUT YOU WILL NEVER KNOW, BECAUSE SHE WON'T SAY IT.]
ROFL. That's what he gets for enjoying cake.
Date: 2011-10-20 07:00 am (UTC)C'mon Pyro.
Ok, i'll go on the damn date. /CLINGS TO RIFLE
Date: 2011-10-20 07:07 am (UTC)You can do that, or...
[Evil grin.]
Give me your rifle to keep forever.
You fight dirty.
Date: 2011-10-20 07:11 am (UTC)I'm not goin' on a date an' that's final. Stop tryin'.
*Arguing is how you attract zombies right?*
I HAVE TO MAKE IT GREAT, OK.
Date: 2011-10-20 07:13 am (UTC)... Wait.
Sniper, you aren't friendly with males, are you?
[You better take the damn deal or this is just going to get worse.]
..........
Date: 2011-10-20 07:17 am (UTC)*Keep pushing and he's just going to attack you.*
He could always tell she has to do something else, like go around naked.... wait no one wants that.
Date: 2011-10-20 07:19 am (UTC)[COME AT ME, BRO.]
Like that would even cross his mind.
Date: 2011-10-20 06:14 pm (UTC)How about this. I win, I get smokes. You win, and I'll barbecue for ya, for a whole week?
Of course not. No time for ladies when there's jars to piss in
Date: 2011-10-21 03:02 am (UTC)[She's a stubborn girl, it'll have to be better than that.]
Nope. And guns to clean. And coffee to make.
Date: 2011-10-21 05:49 am (UTC)Is my promise to never do it again not enough?
High levels of trolling going on here
Date: 2011-10-21 07:09 am (UTC)It's not enough, Sniper.
[Deciding to throw him off balance and see how it'll affect him for the sake of her own amusement, she cups her hands together near her mouth and attempts a shy voice.]
How about instead of those girls, you go on a date with me?
He is not amused. I am LOLing.
Date: 2011-10-21 08:10 am (UTC)Why can't you leave my personal life alone?
*Personal life? Ha. What personal life..*
ROFL and derp warming your heart here maybe
Date: 2011-10-21 10:38 am (UTC)and people in general.]Sniper, we don't have to bet anything.
[Shaking her head, she readied her axe and gave the friendliest smile at the most oddest time.]
You're kind of cool... don't tell anyone I said that. OK?
/melts
Date: 2011-10-22 09:52 pm (UTC)*Why is she smiling at him when she's about to bury an axe is his torso??? Other than that being horrifically creepy, he's sort of... honored in a way.*
Roight. I'll avoid mentioning it in my daily letters t' the rest of RED Team.
/melts too
Date: 2011-10-23 01:16 am (UTC)[Because you are the most social person ever, ha. She gets it.]
Are you ready?
Oh Pyro, how can anyone resist you?
Date: 2011-10-23 01:37 am (UTC)Let's 'ave a go at it then.
*He gets into a defensive position, expecting her to charge him.*
She's cute, but she's deadly. :P
From:Indeed. What are they going to do here if they get horribly injured?
From:MEDIC!!!!!!!!!! That or.... DEAL WITH IT. I have no idea. oh hum.
From:It'll be just like old times. Sniper will run around on fire yelling and Pyro will call MMMRRPHHDDCC
From:MEDIC WILL BE SO HAPPY.
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From:NOW THAT IM FEELING BETTER?
From:/cuddles on
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