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Everyone! Today is a very important day. It is called the 4th of July back home and it has something to do with American's celebrating their independence. But that's not the part to care about! On this day, it is alright for everyone to light off as many fireworks as they please and be as loud as possible. Also, gluttony is considered acceptable! Won't you all come join me in the park tonight? I have a bundle of explosives to light off and sparklers for the little ones.
Everyone! Today is a very important day. It is called the 4th of July back home and it has something to do with American's celebrating their independence. But that's not the part to care about! On this day, it is alright for everyone to light off as many fireworks as they please and be as loud as possible. Also, gluttony is considered acceptable! Won't you all come join me in the park tonight? I have a bundle of explosives to light off and sparklers for the little ones.