notintehkitchen | Flame #16

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The undead are all over town. If all the books I have read are accurate, please aim directly for the head either with a blunt object or a gun. All children who reside here, please stay where you are and I will come to get you. I can provide a haven.

Sniper, I will be needing your assistance. Do not worry, you will be rewarded well.

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All you needed t' say was 'aim fer th' head.'

*Does he sound excited? yeah, he's excited.*

I'm still lacking a new flamethrower. I guess that means I'll have to rely on my shotgun and axe. I think I'll prepare some Molotov cocktails though.

[She's excited too, just a little less because her HUSBANDO FLAMETHROWER is gone. :(]

You would.

Actually, might not be a bad idea t' burn these once they go down. They smell roight awful.

Best to make sure they stay dead. You haven't seen that book around this place that tells you the best way to get rid of zombies, have you? It's called The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead. I read it a few months back.

They make books about this sort 'f stuff? On th' off chance there's zombies? Hn, people really are prepared for anything. Did it say anythin' 'bout...

*He trails off .. then there's the sound of his gun cocking and firing.*

Heh. Anythin' 'bout how t' stop 'em from making more of 'em?

Don't get bitten, even the tiniest bite could end up with you getting infected. Remember that. The best way not to let them make more is to dispose of them all as quickly as possible.

We need to find a way to set a trap for them. There's a possibility they can smell blood from far away or they follow sound. Shooting them one by one will take ages, I'm thinking of going big here.

Shootin' 'em one by one is a lot more fun though.

You wanna lure them into a big bonfire?

You should conserve your ammo. How much do you have?

Possibly. I am wondering if animal blood would work on luring them or if it has to be from a human. If so, I should ask Sensei to take blood from me and spill it everywhere.

Why don't you just mob them together and lead them into a firewall?

[Because that's what he's been doing all the time. Just keep the respawn active and beware of mobbing wizards!]

You should not revard zhe BLU for saving his own life as vell.

[Yeah, Medic knows he's of no use here. It's not like he can heal-bomb or anything.]

Roight now... Thirteen more shots. But I beheaded a few that got too close. I wish Spies were this clumsy and slow.

... Pyro... even fer you that's disgusting.

That's not enough.

[Sighing, she places a hand on her forehead.]

I'm trying to be useful. If I can help save the children, that's all that matters to me.

Good idea. I had a flamethrower but I uh, misplaced it. I'm working on something different. Your help would be appreciated though if you know how to use fire.

I don't want anyone to get hurt, especially the children. I know he's a BLU and we are supposed to hate him but we have other things to worry about right now.

Sensei, do you think you could take blood from me? I need it for something.

If you know a secret stash of bullets that'll work in my gun I'm listenin'.

Do you know how much blood it would take t' lure this many things any distance? You'd probably die.

[He laughs.]

Lady, I'm a High Wizard! Of course I know how to use fire! Even though they are weak anough that a low level Storm Gust should be enough to put them down.

Zhat still does not mean you need to revard him for doing somezhing he'd do anyvay. No one revards you for breazhing as vell.

Vhat do you need it for?

... Maybe not, but I don't know how else to ask.

I want to lure all the undead to one specific place. They're probably attracted to the smell of blood.

Would you mind helping us out? There are children who need help.

You can borrow my shotgun, you'll be better using it than I will be. I need my hands to hold Molotov cocktails and pack them up anyways.

It'll be alright. I'm just a RED so it won't matter to a BLU if I die or not.

Just tell him to help you if he vants to survive.

Probably. Haff you tested it already? Also, zhere are limits of vhat I can take from a human body vizhout endangering it.

... I can do that. Where you at?

*He sighs.*

Pyro .. You don't need t' die just to lure zombies somewhere. Stop thinkin' loike that.

There are not only children in this city, Miss. There are many people living here. Each of them being a valuable life!

I'd like to help too.

I can use a Fire Wall and Fire Bolts too... so it should be alright.

I'm at home.

[What is all this concern?]

You sound worried, that is kind of you. Perhaps you have forgotten I am simply a 'filthy arsonist', yes?

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[Voice] Of course she doesn't understand it's satire....

Amazing.

She's a total sci-fi nerd.

She's adorable.

SHE IS SO SERIOUS BUSINESS ABOUT THIS ALSO ONE OF HER VER. OF SEX

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