Flame #16

Oct. 14th, 2011 08:21 pm
notintehkitchen: (Ashamed)
[personal profile] notintehkitchen
[Text]

The undead are all over town. If all the books I have read are accurate, please aim directly for the head either with a blunt object or a gun. All children who reside here, please stay where you are and I will come to get you. I can provide a haven.

Sniper, I will be needing your assistance. Do not worry, you will be rewarded well.

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Date: 2011-10-15 06:15 am (UTC)
bye_to_yer_head: (hiding)
From: [personal profile] bye_to_yer_head
Roight now... Thirteen more shots. But I beheaded a few that got too close. I wish Spies were this clumsy and slow.

... Pyro... even fer you that's disgusting.

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Date: 2011-10-15 06:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notintehkitchen.livejournal.com
That's not enough.

[Sighing, she places a hand on her forehead.]

I'm trying to be useful. If I can help save the children, that's all that matters to me.

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Date: 2011-10-15 06:36 am (UTC)
bye_to_yer_head: (not even listening)
From: [personal profile] bye_to_yer_head
If you know a secret stash of bullets that'll work in my gun I'm listenin'.

Do you know how much blood it would take t' lure this many things any distance? You'd probably die.

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Date: 2011-10-15 06:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notintehkitchen.livejournal.com
You can borrow my shotgun, you'll be better using it than I will be. I need my hands to hold Molotov cocktails and pack them up anyways.

It'll be alright. I'm just a RED so it won't matter to a BLU if I die or not.

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Date: 2011-10-15 07:03 am (UTC)
bye_to_yer_head: (reload)
From: [personal profile] bye_to_yer_head
... I can do that. Where you at?

*He sighs.*

Pyro .. You don't need t' die just to lure zombies somewhere. Stop thinkin' loike that.

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Date: 2011-10-15 02:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notintehkitchen.livejournal.com
I'm at home.

[What is all this concern?]

You sound worried, that is kind of you. Perhaps you have forgotten I am simply a 'filthy arsonist', yes?

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Date: 2011-10-15 06:11 pm (UTC)
bye_to_yer_head: (frustrated)
From: [personal profile] bye_to_yer_head
I'm not worried.

*Yes he is.*

You're just not thinkin' this through. Besides, what'd th' rest of us do without a zombie expert'

(no subject)

Date: 2011-10-15 07:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notintehkitchen.livejournal.com
Good.

[Whatever you say~]

I don't know, throw your piss at them?

(no subject)

Date: 2011-10-15 07:33 pm (UTC)
bye_to_yer_head: (got some jarate foir you)
From: [personal profile] bye_to_yer_head
*He's hanging up on you now.

See this is why he should stop giving a damn about other people...*

[Video][Private so REDs don't laugh at her.]

Date: 2011-10-15 07:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notintehkitchen.livejournal.com
[Have a red faced Pyro fumbling to find the right words.]

...

Of course I want your help. I wouldn't of asked for it in the first place if I hadn't.

...

I need you, Sniper.

d'awwwwww

Date: 2011-10-15 07:50 pm (UTC)
bye_to_yer_head: (huntsman)
From: [personal profile] bye_to_yer_head
.............. roight.

I'll be over in a few then.
bye_to_yer_head: (disgusted)
From: [personal profile] bye_to_yer_head
*Sniper arrives at the RED base, looking rather ... cheerful actually. He's splattered with blood and has his kukri out, he's having a grand time chopping zombies to bits.*

[Action]

Date: 2011-10-15 08:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notintehkitchen.livejournal.com
[Pyro is up on the second floor with her axe resting on her shoulder. It's already covered in blood.

Looking at Sniper, she kicks a decapitated head off the deck and hears it crack and splatter down below on the concrete.]

That was fast.

[Action]

Date: 2011-10-15 09:00 pm (UTC)
bye_to_yer_head: (hiding)
From: [personal profile] bye_to_yer_head
*He casually steps to the side to avoid the splatter.*

There's only so many of 'em I can hit from the roof. It's better down here on th' ground.
From: [identity profile] notintehkitchen.livejournal.com
You haven't gotten bitten at all, have you?

[There's a look of actual concern in her eyes for the BLU, one she isn't ready yet to fully admit to.]

We wouldn't want to have to kill you.

(no subject)

Date: 2011-10-16 04:40 am (UTC)
bye_to_yer_head: (bushwacka)
From: [personal profile] bye_to_yer_head
Not a chance. Sad I can't take their teeth fer trophies though.

If it happens jus' don't set me on fire.

(no subject)

Date: 2011-10-16 04:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notintehkitchen.livejournal.com
I wouldn't put my hand in their mouths for a million dollars.

I'll give you the quickest and least painful death possible. Let's hope that outcome doesn't occur.

(no subject)

Date: 2011-10-16 05:04 am (UTC)
bye_to_yer_head: (can't escape me)
From: [personal profile] bye_to_yer_head
Well thanks fer that.

*He means it too.*

Want me t' come up there?

(no subject)

Date: 2011-10-16 05:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notintehkitchen.livejournal.com
No problem.

[Hey, it's the least she can do.]

Yeah, I've got a few presents for you.

[Beckoning him up with her hand, she leaned on the railing.]

(no subject)

Date: 2011-10-16 05:17 am (UTC)
bye_to_yer_head: (hand on hat)
From: [personal profile] bye_to_yer_head
*He starts to head into the base then stops.*

Truckie don't 'ave anything in here that's gonna shoot me do he?

(no subject)

Date: 2011-10-16 05:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notintehkitchen.livejournal.com
You should be fine. Don't worry.

[Laughing, she begins to pull out a few Molotov cocktails from her suit.]

Look, see! Presents!

[Don't mind that insane look in her eye, she loves anything that can cause a big fire.]

(no subject)

Date: 2011-10-16 05:28 am (UTC)
bye_to_yer_head: (don't know about that)
From: [personal profile] bye_to_yer_head
*Alright. He's trusting you. Trusting a RED. This is what he's come to.*

So what'd you make?

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Yes, taunt the zombies.

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Re: Yes, taunt the zombies.

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lololo

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... he hates you so much.

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ROFL. That's what he gets for enjoying cake.

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You fight dirty.

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I HAVE TO MAKE IT GREAT, OK.

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..........

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Like that would even cross his mind.

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Nope. And guns to clean. And coffee to make.

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He is not amused. I am LOLing.

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/melts

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