[Voice]

[notintehkitchen]

It feels great to be back in my own body! I've missed using my hands so much. Now I can eat bacon and open things again! Really, those two things are very important!

[There is a squeak in the background.]

That's right, Jell-O says he is happy to see his mother back too. I wonder who was taking care of you while I was gone?

[A few more squeaks come across the feed.]

No one? Did you behave yourself?

[There is no more squeaking.]

I'm taking that as a no. Alright, who's brain matter do I have to clean up?

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[bye_to_yer_head]

Bein' able t' open doors is a nice change too. 'Cept Cassidy drank a bunch 'f tea or somethin' an' now I'm all jittery.

*And going through serious coffee and nicotine withdrawals. Hence the furious smoking he's doing now.*

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

I go crazy if I don't have caffeine. I'm not sure how you stay awake without it. All I want to do before I have any in the morning is go back to sleep.

Hey, we can both smoke again. I just remembered that!

[Aaaaaaaaand she's going to light up right now.]

[bye_to_yer_head]

Way ahead 'f ya mate. Already halfway through a pack this mornin'. Guess I'm gonna give Spy a run fer his money.

Ya met yer new housemate yet?

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

[Groans.]

I'm avoiding that. He guessed I was a girl without hearing me or seeing me.

[bye_to_yer_head]

He's a Spy. I wouldn't be surprised if he knew all our names an' our hometowns too. Least he hasn't killed anyone I suppose.

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

He'd kill you first.

[bye_to_yer_head]

I already ruined his suit an' bit him and he hasn't stabbed me yet.

But I'll be sure t' let you know first if I get a knoife in my back.

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

I told him to behave or else I'd sic Jell-O on him.

[bye_to_yer_head]

... Did that work?

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

[Sticks out chest proudly.]

Well, he hasn't killed anyone yet, right?!

[bye_to_yer_head]

That ya know of. I took him t' the RED Base so he should be around fer you t' keep an eye on.

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

I'll have Jell-O babysit him. He's very good at babysitting.

[bye_to_yer_head]

*Nightmare fuel.*

If ya say so. Yer little blob may die if he eats Spy's brains, provided he has any, I'm sure nicotine ain't good fer animals.

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

No worries. I'm rather certain Jell-O cannot die.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Eugh. That's... alroight then.

How'd th' thing take t' you bein' a dog?

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

He didn't seem to realize I was a dog. I was never with him while I was one. He can't find my scent in this body.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Ah. Guess that's fer th' best. He moight 'ave troid t' eat you or something.

Bloody paradise. That's the second time I've been turned into a damn animal.

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

But you make such a cute little one. You should stay that way.

[bye_to_yer_head]

I loike myself foine th' way I am, thanks.

'sides it'd be roight hard t' shoot anyone without thumbs.

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

Please? Go back to a dog and I'll light cigarettes for you to smoke.

[bye_to_yer_head]

I'd die.

Dogs can't 'ave nicotine.

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

I don't believe you! I'm going to turn you back into a dog somehow!

[bye_to_yer_head]

It's true, it's poisonous t' dogs. So don't go givin' none t' Chibi or anything.

An' you better not. I'm foine th' way I am. Why do you jus' want me t' be miserable all th' time?

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't do it to a real dog! You're awful for thinking that way of me!

No, I want you to be cute all the time.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Oh so it'd be foine t' do it t' me?

Only cos you want everything t' be th' way you want it to. Awfully selfish ain't it?