[Public][Text] #2 Sniper
Feb. 3rd, 2012 05:02 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
notintehkitchenDear Mr. BLU Sniper,
I have a special present just for you. Do not fret, it is not your death. However, if you do not accept my invitation to give you the gift perhaps I will change my mind and kill you instead.
Sincerely,
RED Pyro
I have a special present just for you. Do not fret, it is not your death. However, if you do not accept my invitation to give you the gift perhaps I will change my mind and kill you instead.
Sincerely,
RED Pyro
[Action]
Date: 2012-02-05 06:12 pm (UTC)*Because you're clearly just going to break REDs heart.*
An' I ain't helpin' you with yer relationship problems when all you do is insult me an' threaten t' kill me. Figure it out yerself.
[Action]
Date: 2012-02-05 06:22 pm (UTC)[Shoving her hands over her face, she sighs.]
I made myself as ugly as I could, but he still likes me. Why? I... I don't know.
[Looking back up at him through her fingers, she rolled her eyes in minor annoyance.]
I didn't threaten to kill you anymore and I gave you a gift. If I hated you, I wouldn't of invited you over and been friendly to you. Killing you would be simple if I wanted to do it. I don't need you to come to my house in order to get the task done.
Do you ever listen to yourself? This is why I get angry.
[Action]
Date: 2012-02-05 06:27 pm (UTC)*He looks back at her and shakes his head.*
You really don't get it do you?
[Action]
Date: 2012-02-05 06:42 pm (UTC)I don't.
Re: [Action]
Date: 2012-02-05 07:00 pm (UTC)*He looks down at the mug in his hands before walking off.*
Jus' trust me on this.
[Action]
Date: 2012-02-05 09:03 pm (UTC)Are you going to go away? ... You should stay, RED would like that.
[Action]
Date: 2012-02-05 10:05 pm (UTC)*For the life of him he couldn't figure out why.*
[Action]
Date: 2012-02-06 07:50 am (UTC)I need to feed you.
[Action]
Date: 2012-02-07 01:39 am (UTC)*Hey, he's not gonna turn down free food.*
This is jus' so you can ask me more stuff ain't it?
[Action]
Date: 2012-02-07 11:09 am (UTC)[A skinny thing like BLU never should.]
I'm not sure what you're getting at.
Re: [Action]
Date: 2012-02-07 05:58 pm (UTC)*He follows her back into the house, because he's a sucker for free food.*
Yer base gettin' crowded now that there's th' three of you?
[Action]
Date: 2012-02-07 06:18 pm (UTC)Three people is hardly what I would call crowded. You're talking about people, right?
...
Do you mean Jell-O and Teriyaki?
[Action]
Date: 2012-02-07 06:21 pm (UTC)Why, do Jell-O an' yer dog not get along?
[Action]
Date: 2012-02-07 06:44 pm (UTC)No, they get along fine. It's cute, really. Jell-O rides atop Teriyaki's back.
Re: [Action]
Date: 2012-02-08 03:35 am (UTC)[Action]
Date: 2012-02-08 05:16 pm (UTC)Re: [Action]
Date: 2012-02-08 09:15 pm (UTC)*In comparison to his that has scales.*
[Action]
Date: 2012-02-08 09:38 pm (UTC)[Uh-oh, Sniper. You might lose to a REAL dog.]
Re: [Action]
Date: 2012-02-08 09:40 pm (UTC)I don't think she'd go fer that. Bein' a human most 'f the time and all.
[Action]
Date: 2012-02-08 09:43 pm (UTC)Re: [Action]
Date: 2012-02-08 10:52 pm (UTC)*He just snorts and rolls his eyes.*
If you say so.