notintehkitchen | Flame #16

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Flame #16

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The undead are all over town. If all the books I have read are accurate, please aim directly for the head either with a blunt object or a gun. All children who reside here, please stay where you are and I will come to get you. I can provide a haven.

Sniper, I will be needing your assistance. Do not worry, you will be rewarded well.

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But Engineer will barbecue for me whenever I want.

[She's a stubborn girl, it'll have to be better than that.]

Not Aussie style. *That probably means it's raw.*

Is my promise to never do it again not enough?

[Yeah, Pyro isn't too much raw foods. What do you season it with, piss?]

It's not enough, Sniper.

[Deciding to throw him off balance and see how it'll affect him for the sake of her own amusement, she cups her hands together near her mouth and attempts a shy voice.]

How about instead of those girls, you go on a date with me?

I'm not goin' on a date with anyone. Especially not someone from th' opposite team.

Why can't you leave my personal life alone?

*Personal life? Ha. What personal life..*

[She couldn't help it now. Pyro was cracking up at his response. He didn't blush, he didn't even seem that weirded out. Females in general were just a red flag to him, one that he always wanted to avoid ~~and people in general~~.]

Sniper, we don't have to bet anything.

[Shaking her head, she readied her axe and gave the friendliest smile at the most oddest time.]

You're kind of cool... don't tell anyone I said that. OK?

Edited 2011-10-21 20:37 (UTC)

Good.

*Why is she smiling at him when she's about to bury an axe is his torso??? Other than that being horrifically creepy, he's sort of... honored in a way.*

Roight. I'll avoid mentioning it in my daily letters t' the rest of RED Team.

Very funny, Snipes.

[Because you are the most social person ever, ha. She gets it.]

Are you ready?

*He hefts his kukri and grins.*

Let's 'ave a go at it then.

*He gets into a defensive position, expecting her to charge him.*

[She didn't say another word. With a slight nod, she kept her eyes on him.

She wouldn't immediately raise her axe, much of her melee fights involved using a strategy. She wasn't a simple hack and slash type of Pyro.

As she began to run towards him, Pyro kept her axe down and smirked. She wasn't suicidal, she just liked to play with her prey and confuse them.

At the halfway point, she estimated the length of his kukri and began to turn and dash towards his side. Bringing her axe up sideways with both arms, she attempted to strike him in the torso.]

*He backpedaled at her approach, watching her feet more than her axe to see which direction she was going. When she struck, he twisted his upper body away from the blow and dodged to the side, striking out with his kukri at her hand. He only narrowly avoids getting an axe buried in his shoulder.*

[That was impressive to say the least, not that it was going to be uttered outloud. Watching as the kukri came dangerously close to her gloved hand, Pyro immediately leapt backwards. Losing her footing, she began to fall to the ground and roll like a big rubbery red ball that kicked up dirt all around her.]

*He's had a lot of practice when it came to Spies who were a lot more graceful than Pyro. But had much shorter reach.

He smirked a bit and kicked at her knees to hasten her fall.*

[There was no denying that kick to the knees hurt. Despite the ache, Pyro would not express it vocally.

As she got back up, she briefly glanced down at her rubber suit and pondered taking it off. As much as it protected her, it also slowed down her movement. Since no flames were involved with her opponent, she decided to do it.

Unzipping it and hopping out of the large uniform instantly, Pyro wore nothing but her bandages taping down her chest and a pair of jeans.]

I suppose I should make it fair for you. In that thing I'm like a turtle. How far do you think your knife can get into my skin. Eh, Sniper?

[Don't be scared by her giant muscles now as she flexed. There was nothing wrong with a woman having bigger muscles than most of her opposing team.]

Edited 2011-10-25 00:33 (UTC)

I'm not aimin' t' stab you with it or you'd bleed out before Medic could get t' you.

*that's.. a lot of skin there. He grimaces and backs up a bit, tightening his grip on the knife.*

I'd 'preciate if you didn't wedge that axe into my head either.

I wasn't going to aim for your head. If I wanted something good, I'd hack your legs off.

[This a normal and sane conversation between two individuals.]

I'm sure you'd try.

*And with that he advances again, slicing at her shoulder.*

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Flame #16

Of course not. No time for ladies when there's jars to piss in

Nope. And guns to clean. And coffee to make.

High levels of trolling going on here

He is not amused. I am LOLing.

ROFL and derp warming your heart here maybe

/melts

/melts too

Oh Pyro, how can anyone resist you?

She's cute, but she's deadly. :P

Indeed. What are they going to do here if they get horribly injured?

MEDIC!!!!!!!!!! That or.... DEAL WITH IT. I have no idea. oh hum.

It'll be just like old times. Sniper will run around on fire yelling and Pyro will call MMMRRPHHDDCC

MEDIC WILL BE SO HAPPY.

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NOW THAT IM FEELING BETTER?

/cuddles on