notintehkitchen: (Fire+Axe+Pyro=otp)
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[Pyro has taken her leave and has told no one where she might be off to. She knew it was better that way. It was time to get away from those she cared about before she lost the tiny bit of sanity that was still keeping her at bay from lighting anything she saw on fire. Wearing her full uniform, the woman breathed in out deeply through her mask as she pressed down on the handle to the flamethrower and let the fire come out freely. It was like the sensation of eating or smoking cigarettes, but a hundred times better.  To see her old friend she had been with since she was a little one was a relief.

This friend was angry at her for ignoring it and not letting it come out to play in this new world previously. It was just as curious as her. Oh, yes. She knew that. The way it spread so happily and fast on the ground near the park right now proved it. She could hear it egging her on, to go other places as the wood from the swings crackled and turned black.

It had been a long time, hadn't it? When was the last time she felt free to use her flamethrower? Certainly not in this place. No, in a world with a faulty respawn system she could injure allies and really kill them.

It was all a pain. A nuisance. Did she have to behave? Maybe it was worth being punished, she broke the rules back home... why should she be 'good' here?

As she ran off in another direction, her flames swallowed up everything in it's path. The beautiful flowers quickly burnt away, the building that Pyro called her workplace had met it's destruction next. Firefighter had not been as good as word as she had thought it been. Had she been so stupid as to think she could have a job where she got paid to cause fires in Paradise? They only wanted her to put them out. They wanted her to hurt the thing she loved most. It made her want to cry...

Within a few hours, a large section of the city would be glowing an orange color. If one listened closely enough; through the flames, they might hear the maniacal laughter of a person inside.]
From: [identity profile] notintehkitchen.livejournal.com
You can cook?

[She perks up slightly at the mention of barbecue. When it comes to food, Pyro is just like a dog. One moment she can look totally depressed and the next second extremely happy. She's probably bipolar.]

Then you can't go away!

[What would the Head Bitch say if she saw ANOTHER RED and BLU getting along together like this? Cross-fraction friendships were prohibited.]
bye_to_yer_head: (just a job)
From: [personal profile] bye_to_yer_head
I can barbeque.

I don't think it's up t' me. But I'm not goin' anywhere yet.

*She'd be horrified. But maybe they'd get some cool hats or weapons out of it.*
From: [identity profile] notintehkitchen.livejournal.com
[Tackling his legs, Jell-O immediately saw this and hopped onto Pyro's head and squeaked happily. Now he thought that Sniper was getting punished, but instead? He was just getting Py-loved.]

Good enough.

[No one loves ridiculous hats as much as Pyro... or just ridiculous ANYTHING in general. Her weapons sure match her personality. Even the backburner is cute.]
bye_to_yer_head: (Default)
From: [personal profile] bye_to_yer_head
*Oh god what had he done. He now had a Pyro attached to his legs.*

Hn. Just make sure he doesn't try t' eat me. Hate for his heartbreak to start early.

[Action] I laughed so hard at that. 8D

Date: 2011-09-21 10:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notintehkitchen.livejournal.com
[It beats having Jell-O attached to your legs.]

I wouldn't eat you! You're too skinny and I'm not a cannibal.

[She meant 'he' but she's slipping here as she nuzzles his legs. Really, she won't stop unless you tell her to.]
bye_to_yer_head: (frustrated)
From: [personal profile] bye_to_yer_head
If you keep feedin' me things full 'f bacon I won't be.

*He tries to shuffle t' the side.*

You can let go 'f me now.
From: [identity profile] notintehkitchen.livejournal.com
[Releasing him, she places her hands on her lap as she remains on the ground.]

Sorry, I just felt happy.

...

It's been awhile.

[The burning rampage earlier helped too.]
bye_to_yer_head: (know what yoir dominatin' now? Bleedin')
From: [personal profile] bye_to_yer_head
Awhile since you felt happy or since you became a leg ornament?

*He doesn't hate her, but he still doesn't want to be touched. By anyone.

Ever.*
From: [identity profile] notintehkitchen.livejournal.com
The first one.

[She's not good at keeping her hands to herself once she thinks someone is her friend. Engineer at home used to get tackled hugged all the time.]
bye_to_yer_head: (that's noit roight)
From: [personal profile] bye_to_yer_head
Ah. Well this place probably isn't real great for happiness an' all. Could be worse, but it's roight boring around here.

*Aside from having to be a janitor..*
From: [identity profile] notintehkitchen.livejournal.com
You'd rather be back at home getting backstabbed by the RED Spy?

[Pulling a cigarette out of her pocket, she snaps her fingers together and lights up.]
bye_to_yer_head: (backstab)
From: [personal profile] bye_to_yer_head
You jus' love bringin' that up don't you? He gets his share of th' respawn too you know.

[Action] Everyone likes BBQ in the TF2 world?

Date: 2011-09-21 11:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notintehkitchen.livejournal.com
I didn't call you weak. You just have a disadvantage looking through that scope of yours.

[Glancing back and forth nervously, she exhales a cloud of smoke through her nose.]

Even I have my disadvantages. I don't like water.
bye_to_yer_head: (Arrow'd)
From: [personal profile] bye_to_yer_head
*Scoff* A lot of good that does. No one's running around with a hose t' counter yer fire.

*Though that's actually not a bad idea.*

[Action] :3 I think so.

Date: 2011-09-21 11:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notintehkitchen.livejournal.com
Don't give anyone any ideas now.

[She'd just compression blast them away.]

[Action]

Date: 2011-09-21 11:28 pm (UTC)
bye_to_yer_head: (danger shield)
From: [personal profile] bye_to_yer_head
We're not fightin' here. It won't make any difference what I think up.

'sides, you have Jell-O t' protect you.

[Action]

Date: 2011-09-21 11:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notintehkitchen.livejournal.com
He tends to do that when I don't have my flamethrower on me.

[Placing a hand on her head, she remembered something.]

Which reminds me, I'm going to have ask Engie to make me another one. Great.

[Action]

Date: 2011-09-21 11:38 pm (UTC)
bye_to_yer_head: (genuine anger)
From: [personal profile] bye_to_yer_head
Good luck convincin' him since you just burnt down half th' city.

... His dispenser still work here?

[Action]

Date: 2011-09-21 11:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notintehkitchen.livejournal.com
I think he'll forgive me. Engie is a good man.

Yes, the teleporter works as well.

[Action]

Date: 2011-09-22 12:27 am (UTC)
bye_to_yer_head: (smug bastard)
From: [personal profile] bye_to_yer_head
Just for you RED's or for anyone?

*He's thinking more about Medic's medigun here.*

[Action]

Date: 2011-09-22 12:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notintehkitchen.livejournal.com
We've never tested the teleporter or dispenser on anyone but REDs. It would be good to find out if we have to work together.

I can't believe I'm saying this. I didn't think in a million years I would be this close to a BLU without lighting them on fire.

[Action]

Date: 2011-09-22 12:54 am (UTC)
bye_to_yer_head: (phone)
From: [personal profile] bye_to_yer_head
I'm glad. Being on foire isn't one 'f the better parts of th' job.

Not loike th' administrator is here t' throw a fit about it.

[Action]

Date: 2011-09-22 01:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notintehkitchen.livejournal.com
Just don't go wishing it. She was here briefly, along with Saxton Hale. I don't want it to happen again.

[Action]

Date: 2011-09-22 01:01 am (UTC)
bye_to_yer_head: (th' hell?)
From: [personal profile] bye_to_yer_head
.. You're kiddin' me.

*He looks the exact opposite of thrilled.*

[Action]

Date: 2011-09-22 01:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notintehkitchen.livejournal.com
I'm a greeter here so I get to see certain... materials. Their names were in the records. If it happened once, what says it can't happen again?

If I had to choose between the two of them, I'd still take that awful man over our Head Bitch.

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