Genderswap and Agedowns bring awkward. (Sniper & Pyro)

[notintehkitchen]

[It would either be a man's worst nightmare or dream come true to wake up from their slumber only to find everyone on their team has transformed into a female besides them.

What happened last night? Did the genetically altered slop they call food finally get to them?

The genders aren't the only thing that have changed, the uniforms appear to be in a sailor school uniform style. Oddly enough, you seem to still be stuck in your regular uniform. Perhaps you're a lucky one.

Everyone looks stunning and fresh faced. Hell, even Soldier looks adorable until she starts yelling and you realize her female voice is ten times louder then her normal one. 

People speak in hushed whispers and you might catch something about a "legendary crate" that is said to grant those who find it any wish they desire. Most speak of wishing for hats and weapons, what's on your mind?

There's a girl situated in one of the corners of the dining hall looking quite annoyed with the sounds and sights. Her face is heavily scared on her right side but it does nothing to detract from her youth. If anything, it adds character. 

A sour look is planted on her face that only sightly dissolves as she pulls out a cigarette and lights up.]

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[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

[Things aren't looking too good for Pyro. For every kill or two she gets, she either eats several shots from rockets or sticky bombs. It's becoming frustrating for her that her hand eye coordination for predicting when to send off her compression blasts isn't as good in her teenage body.]

[haveaplan.livejournal.com]

(The day ends in a Stalemate, and everyone is in a sour mood as they try to tune out the Head Bitch chewing them out over what a failure they are.)

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

[When Pyro makes it back to the lockers, she pulls out a large bottle of her favorite sake and uncaps it. Plopping down right then and there, she removes her mask before downing a huge chug of the fluids.

Her face certainly seems to show her disappointment in herself.]

[haveaplan.livejournal.com]

(After the grumbling comes the blame game. The Sniper just silently lets the accusations fly his way, since he does feel like a failure.)

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

[Glancing upwards with an annoyed look, she sighs.]

Does she ever silence that mouth of hers?

[Waving a hand up above her head in dismissal of the Head Bitch's accusations, she mutters.]

She sounds like my okaasan.

New thread after this?

[haveaplan.livejournal.com]

She sounds loike a roight 'arpy.

Sure? ^^;;

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

[Has no idea what Snipes just said and is going to blame that on the wonderful affect of the alcohol right about now. Have Pyro grinning like a dork.]