notintehkitchen: (Flower 4 u)
[personal profile] notintehkitchen
Dear Mr. BLU Sniper,

I have a special present just for you. Do not fret, it is not your death. However, if you do not accept my invitation to give you the gift perhaps I will change my mind and kill you instead.

Sincerely,
RED Pyro

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Date: 2012-02-04 06:41 am (UTC)
bye_to_yer_head: (I know I'm good)
From: [personal profile] bye_to_yer_head
Well I looked fer ya. There weren't any. Because there aren't freshwater fish in th' ocean.

*He turned it around in his hands. With the exception of the glaring #2 it was a pretty nice mug.*

An' I'm gonna. You can't complain 'bout how much coffee I drink anymore if I'm drinkin' out 'f this. Deal?
Edited Date: 2012-02-04 06:41 am (UTC)

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Date: 2012-02-04 07:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notintehkitchen.livejournal.com
[That was disappointing to hear. She so wanted a cute little piranha all for herself.]

I don't think you can make a deal that benefits you when someone gives you a present.

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Date: 2012-02-04 07:28 am (UTC)
bye_to_yer_head: (know what yoir dominatin' now? Bleedin')
From: [personal profile] bye_to_yer_head
I wouldn't know. I haven't gotten many.

*And by not many he figured this was number five in his whole life.*

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Date: 2012-02-04 07:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notintehkitchen.livejournal.com
Valentines day is coming up. Maybe a cute girl will give you something.

[The tone of her voice made it hard to tell whether she was being sweet or teasing.]

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Date: 2012-02-04 07:34 am (UTC)
bye_to_yer_head: (hiding)
From: [personal profile] bye_to_yer_head
I know when it is.

*There was something that flitted across his face, something he pushed down immediately, though he couldn't stop his hands from shaking ever so slightly.*
Edited Date: 2012-02-04 07:38 am (UTC)

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Date: 2012-02-04 12:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notintehkitchen.livejournal.com
So, do you think you'll get anything?

[In her country women were supposed to give the presents, not the other way around.]

Chocolate maybe?

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Date: 2012-02-04 05:21 pm (UTC)
bye_to_yer_head: (explosion)
From: [personal profile] bye_to_yer_head
No. I'm not. And I'm not gettin' anything fer anyone else neither.

*Wow that mug sure is fascinating, he's just going to keep looking at that instead of anywhere else.*

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Date: 2012-02-04 11:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notintehkitchen.livejournal.com
Does that mean Australian men wait until White day too?

[Don't think she doesn't notice your awkwardness about this subject.]

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Date: 2012-02-04 11:19 pm (UTC)
bye_to_yer_head: (kickin' shit over)
From: [personal profile] bye_to_yer_head
Until what now?

*Yes, let's change the topic.*

What th' hell is White day?
Edited Date: 2012-02-04 11:19 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2012-02-04 11:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notintehkitchen.livejournal.com
[You can't escape that easily.]

March 14th. That's when men give the presents to girls. February 14th is for girls to dote over men.

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Date: 2012-02-04 11:25 pm (UTC)
bye_to_yer_head: (hand on hat)
From: [personal profile] bye_to_yer_head
Oh. That ain't how it works in Australia. Only one day fer both.

*Him and his mug are going to start inching towards the door now.*

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Date: 2012-02-04 11:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notintehkitchen.livejournal.com
[No you don't! Pyro is going to lock on with a creepy stare that can only be matched by Jell-O.]

Something seems to be troubling you about the upcoming holiday. If anything, RED and you can swap bottles of piss.

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Date: 2012-02-04 11:30 pm (UTC)
bye_to_yer_head: (that's noit roight)
From: [personal profile] bye_to_yer_head
It ain't my favorite toime 'f th' year alroight? Jus' drop it.

[Action]

Date: 2012-02-05 11:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notintehkitchen.livejournal.com
So it'll be you and jarate spending together this year together again?

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Date: 2012-02-05 05:39 pm (UTC)
bye_to_yer_head: (phone)
From: [personal profile] bye_to_yer_head
*He closes his eyes for a moment, his grip tightening on the mug, before looking over at her again.*

I guess so. Thanks fer th' mug.

*And with that he's going to turn and leave because he does not want to talk about this.*

[Action]

Date: 2012-02-05 05:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notintehkitchen.livejournal.com
Hey, I know.

Why don't you ask Cassidy out? She's everything a man wants in the opposite sex; a dog and woman.

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Date: 2012-02-05 05:49 pm (UTC)
bye_to_yer_head: (kickin' shit over)
From: [personal profile] bye_to_yer_head
I don't think you know anythin' about what men want. And you sure don't know anythin' about me so quit it.

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Date: 2012-02-05 05:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notintehkitchen.livejournal.com
Maybe not entirely. After all, your RED counterpart seems rather fond of me in a way I can't understand fully.

[What have you been told about your truth filter, Pyro? STOP DOING IT.]

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Date: 2012-02-05 06:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notintehkitchen.livejournal.com
You're both Australian. You have the same brains... well, basically. Can you tell me why he pays so much attention to me? I'm sure you two gossip.

[BOYS DON'T GOSSIP, THEY HAVE MANLY TALKS ABOUT MANLY THINGS.]

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Date: 2012-02-05 06:12 pm (UTC)
bye_to_yer_head: (can't escape me)
From: [personal profile] bye_to_yer_head
Yer not stupid, why do you think he does? He obviously cares about ya, though I can't fathom why.

*Because you're clearly just going to break REDs heart.*

An' I ain't helpin' you with yer relationship problems when all you do is insult me an' threaten t' kill me. Figure it out yerself.

[Action]

Date: 2012-02-05 06:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notintehkitchen.livejournal.com
I'm not stupid, but I really don't get it. There's nothing attractive about me, I've made sure of that.

[Shoving her hands over her face, she sighs.]

I made myself as ugly as I could, but he still likes me. Why? I... I don't know.

[Looking back up at him through her fingers, she rolled her eyes in minor annoyance.]

I didn't threaten to kill you anymore and I gave you a gift. If I hated you, I wouldn't of invited you over and been friendly to you. Killing you would be simple if I wanted to do it. I don't need you to come to my house in order to get the task done.

Do you ever listen to yourself? This is why I get angry.

[Action]

Date: 2012-02-05 06:27 pm (UTC)
bye_to_yer_head: (Arrow'd)
From: [personal profile] bye_to_yer_head
I'm starting t' think you don't listen t' yerself.

*He looks back at her and shakes his head.*

You really don't get it do you?

[Action]

Date: 2012-02-05 06:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notintehkitchen.livejournal.com
[What question she answered wasn't made clear. Her response came out vague and hurt.]

I don't.
Edited Date: 2012-02-05 06:43 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2012-02-05 07:00 pm (UTC)
bye_to_yer_head: (looking into the distance)
From: [personal profile] bye_to_yer_head
Look, there's some things ya jus' gotta figure out fer yerself. It really is better that way. Won't mean as much comin' from me, 'specially since I barely know either of ya.

*He looks down at the mug in his hands before walking off.*

Jus' trust me on this.

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