Flame #16

[notintehkitchen]

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The undead are all over town. If all the books I have read are accurate, please aim directly for the head either with a blunt object or a gun. All children who reside here, please stay where you are and I will come to get you. I can provide a haven.

Sniper, I will be needing your assistance. Do not worry, you will be rewarded well.

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[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

I'm at home.

[What is all this concern?]

You sound worried, that is kind of you. Perhaps you have forgotten I am simply a 'filthy arsonist', yes?

[bye_to_yer_head]

I'm not worried.

*Yes he is.*

You're just not thinkin' this through. Besides, what'd th' rest of us do without a zombie expert'

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

Good.

[Whatever you say~]

I don't know, throw your piss at them?

[bye_to_yer_head]

*He's hanging up on you now.

See this is why he should stop giving a damn about other people...*

[Voice] SHE IS TOTES TRYING TO CALL YOU BACK

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

Hey!? What was that for?

You hurt his feelings. And he only has like...4. So you should feel ashamed.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Nothing.

Do you want me t' help or not?

[Video][Private so REDs don't laugh at her.]

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

[Have a red faced Pyro fumbling to find the right words.]

...

Of course I want your help. I wouldn't of asked for it in the first place if I hadn't.

...

I need you, Sniper.

d'awwwwww

[bye_to_yer_head]

.............. roight.

I'll be over in a few then.

How sweet? ;3 Also action?

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

I'll be waiting.

You're giving me the warm fuzzies something awful.

[bye_to_yer_head]

*Sniper arrives at the RED base, looking rather ... cheerful actually. He's splattered with blood and has his kukri out, he's having a grand time chopping zombies to bits.*

[Action]

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

[Pyro is up on the second floor with her axe resting on her shoulder. It's already covered in blood.

Looking at Sniper, she kicks a decapitated head off the deck and hears it crack and splatter down below on the concrete.]

That was fast.

[Action]

[bye_to_yer_head]

*He casually steps to the side to avoid the splatter.*

There's only so many of 'em I can hit from the roof. It's better down here on th' ground.

[Action] And fff, yes everything is adorable here.

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

You haven't gotten bitten at all, have you?

[There's a look of actual concern in her eyes for the BLU, one she isn't ready yet to fully admit to.]

We wouldn't want to have to kill you.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Not a chance. Sad I can't take their teeth fer trophies though.

If it happens jus' don't set me on fire.

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't put my hand in their mouths for a million dollars.

I'll give you the quickest and least painful death possible. Let's hope that outcome doesn't occur.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Well thanks fer that.

*He means it too.*

Want me t' come up there?

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

No problem.

[Hey, it's the least she can do.]

Yeah, I've got a few presents for you.

[Beckoning him up with her hand, she leaned on the railing.]

[bye_to_yer_head]

*He starts to head into the base then stops.*

Truckie don't 'ave anything in here that's gonna shoot me do he?

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

You should be fine. Don't worry.

[Laughing, she begins to pull out a few Molotov cocktails from her suit.]

Look, see! Presents!

[Don't mind that insane look in her eye, she loves anything that can cause a big fire.]

[bye_to_yer_head]

*Alright. He's trusting you. Trusting a RED. This is what he's come to.*

So what'd you make?

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

Molotov cocktails! What else does it look like? So smoker, you better got a light on you.

[Handing them over, she continues searching through her suit. The next thing to come out are two very large bottles of blood.]

Sensei took my blood too!

[bye_to_yer_head]

Course I do. So what's th ' plan? You pour that around an' lead em somewhere?

*He eyes the weapons suspiciously, he's never thrown one before and he's a bit worried he'll burn his hand off.*

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

...

Pretty much. That and make a lot of noise. I'll be bringing my guitar with me.

[Pointing to her back, instead of her flamethrower being strapped like usual, there is an electrical guitar and an amp.]

[bye_to_yer_head]

You have a guitar... why am I not surprised?

Where do you wanna lure them to?

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

I love music. I also love to sing. Please be gentle with me.

[Pyro, the master at English fail.]

Somewhere fun. How about the park?