notintehkitchen | [Action][Night after the end of the event.]

[Action][Night after the end of the event.]

[Pyro has taken her leave and has told no one where she might be off to. She knew it was better that way. It was time to get away from those she cared about before she lost the tiny bit of sanity that was still keeping her at bay from lighting anything she saw on fire. Wearing her full uniform, the woman breathed in out deeply through her mask as she pressed down on the handle to the flamethrower and let the fire come out freely. It was like the sensation of eating or smoking cigarettes, but a hundred times better. To see her old friend she had been with since she was a little one was a relief.

This friend was angry at her for ignoring it and not letting it come out to play in this new world previously. It was just as curious as her. Oh, yes. She knew that. The way it spread so happily and fast on the ground near the park right now proved it. She could hear it egging her on, to go other places as the wood from the swings crackled and turned black.

It had been a long time, hadn't it? When was the last time she felt free to use her flamethrower? Certainly not in this place. No, in a world with a faulty respawn system she could injure allies and really kill them.

It was all a pain. A nuisance. Did she have to behave? Maybe it was worth being punished, she broke the rules back home... why should she be 'good' here?

As she ran off in another direction, her flames swallowed up everything in it's path. The beautiful flowers quickly burnt away, the building that Pyro called her workplace had met it's destruction next. Firefighter had not been as good as word as she had thought it been. Had she been so stupid as to think she could have a job where she got paid to cause fires in Paradise? They only wanted her to put them out. They wanted her to hurt the thing she loved most. It made her want to cry...

Within a few hours, a large section of the city would be glowing an orange color. If one listened closely enough; through the flames, they might hear the maniacal laughter of a person inside.]

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[She has no gas mask on anymore. Also, say hello to the bald patches in her hair and the new burn scars covering her neck and chin. Someone went fire happy before they even put the uniform on!]

Yes, it was rather bothersome. I think he was trying to drag me out but he ended up collapsing onto me instead. I guess he couldn't tolerate the smoke.

[Tapping her fingers on her forehead, she growled.]

Why must someone always come and ruin my fun? He made me lose my gas mask and flamethrower because I had to save him!

*Sniper can't help but stare at the injuries.*

He probably didn't want you t' get hurt. You bein' teammates an' all.

*A lot of good that did from the looks of things.*

Get hurt? Around... fire? That would never happen. I am the most at peace around the flames.

[Those injuries? She just considered them kisses from her beloved fire.]

It doesn't look loike it. Looks loike you pointed th' thing at your head.

.... What happened t' Medic?

Maybe I did. So what? It didn't hurt, I liked it. Got a problem with that?

As for Sensei, he just got too much smoke in his lungs and fainted like a girl.

You can do whatever you want t' yourself. Just sayin' he doesn't have t' loike it. I don't care what you RED's do as long as it's far away from me.

*He's referring to them as RED's again, so much for being on good terms.*

...

I see how it is. How do you expect to get cigarettes with that attitude? I haven't burnt you in the slightest since you arrived here, you could be a little nicer.

[Dude, don't be mean to your drug dealer.]

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And I 'ppreciate it. I'm aimin' t' keep it that way. Which is why I'm not anywhere near yer little bonfire.

*Don't worry, you have him totally in his place. He needs his smokes.*

It's not very pretty anymore. So many people seem to want to destroy my work.

[She was talking about the little dog and the wizard using blizzard spells.]

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Well you can't blame 'em for not wanting their houses t' burn down.

An' most people don't feel about fire th' way you do.

*Most people don't feel the same way about headshots as Sniper does. He can relate.*

Can I stay with you tonight?

I don't want to go home.

*He stares at the screen in surprise, dropping the bullet he had been fiddling with. The sound of it rolling across the table and dropping onto the floor is pretty much all the sound you're gonna get right now.

Congrats Pyro, you broke him.*

[Stop staring at her like that, it's weird!]

Are you going to be alright? I can pay for the night.

[She just doesn't want to be scolded at home be Engie.]

*Okay, he seems to have recovered.*

I'm foine. That's noit it. Your teammates will think I kidnapped you and come after me.

*Not to mention he hasn't shared a living space with another human being in about 12 years.*

...No one is going to think that. They'll think I chopped your head off and stole your house before they assume something like that.

I'll give you cigarettes for a month.

...

And I'll make you dinner.

[But she won't wear an apron.]

A whole month?

*He thinks about it. He doesn't really have a way to get them otherwise since he doesn't have a job. But on the other hand Pyro just lit a good chunk of the city on fire. And he's incredibly uncomfortable having someone else in his house.*

Don't light any of my things on foire.

*Cigarettes always win.*

Arigatou! You won't regret it!

[Guess who is all smiles now? She's caused hell and now she's ready to forget all about it.

Since she knows where Sniper lives, she is already heading there.]

I could hug you.

I'd rather you didn't.

*He gives a final glare at the comm and shuts it off. When she gets there, Pyro will find that he's cleaned up the place a bit, shoving the remains of all the crap he's been eating under the sink (spoiler: he's been surviving on coffee and beef jerky). She'll be happy to note there's not a single jar of Jarate around, mostly because he doesn't really have a need to make any and because he hasn't bought any jars.*

[Knocking upon his door, Pyro waits patiently for him to open it. She may look like hell and feel bad SOMEWHERE in that filthy arsonist brain of hers, but right now she just wants to hide with this BLU.]

Pardon the intrusion, Mr. Hawk!

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*He pulls open the door and stands to the side to let her come in.*

You're really gonna keep callin' me that?

*Of the things he's been called that's definitely the LEAST horrible, but he's sure she means it as an insult.*

Why not? It is cute, isn't it? Besides, I'm certain you were one in a previous lifetime.

[Flicking her thumb and index finger against his forehead, she then headed in and made her way to the couch.]

What is it with you and cute?

*He didn't get it. At all. He shut the door behind her and watched her head for the couch. Maybe he could lock himself in his room and pretend she wasn't there.*

Doesn't everyone like cute things?

[Although in that sense, it would mean she thought Sniper was cute...]

Hmm, but enough about that! Look what I have!

[Unzipping her rubber suit, the woman began pulling out several items. Sake, cigarettes, matches, candy bars, a bag of rice and a box of bacon.]

Ta-da! Let's have fun!

[And then her voice went just the slightest shaky as she rearranged the items on the table.]

A... alright?

Not everyone.

*Grumble grumble someone is only happy when they're miserable.*

What all do you keep in that thing?

*He arched an eyebrow as the pile of stuff on his table grew. Was this a slumber party? She better stay away from his hair. It's not long enough to braid.*

[The shit just keeps coming. This leads to the question, is Pyro fat or is it everything that she carries making her look fat? Jell-O gets taken out (surprise!), along with deodorant that she immediately tosses at Sniper (take a clue) and finally, a stuffed doll with ridiculously long legs resembling him.]

I can't tell you that. It's a secret for only a Pyro to know!

[And she will take out two little cups and start pouring the sake.]

Here you go, one for you and one for me! See, look how nice I am! I bring you many things!

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[Video] Filthy Arsonistx1000000000

[Video] He was just starting to like her too.

[Video] ;-; She was lieking him too. /sob

[Video] so tragic. D:

[Video] note: i can't spell today.

[video] Spelling is for lesser Pyros.

[video] Fuck yes. xD

[video] All you need to be able to spell is Hudda Hudda. XD

[video] Time to shit brix in 3, 2, 1 XD

[video] Oh boy. Sniper is sure to take this well. CONSIDER BRIX SHAT.

[video] ROFL What way are you thinking in Sniper? XD

[video] His mind isn't even in the gutter. He's just... his poor brain.

Re: [video] His mind isn't even in the gutter. He's just... his poor brain.

[video] You've found a way to absolutely terrify the poor guy.

[video] Poor guy

[video -- action] She is so freaking adorable. :D

[video -- action] You can adopt her? XD

[action] Tempting.. but I have a lot of flammable things

[action] da'awwwwww

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