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notintehkitchen[Pyro has taken her leave and has told no one where she might be off to. She knew it was better that way. It was time to get away from those she cared about before she lost the tiny bit of sanity that was still keeping her at bay from lighting anything she saw on fire. Wearing her full uniform, the woman breathed in out deeply through her mask as she pressed down on the handle to the flamethrower and let the fire come out freely. It was like the sensation of eating or smoking cigarettes, but a hundred times better. To see her old friend she had been with since she was a little one was a relief.
This friend was angry at her for ignoring it and not letting it come out to play in this new world previously. It was just as curious as her. Oh, yes. She knew that. The way it spread so happily and fast on the ground near the park right now proved it. She could hear it egging her on, to go other places as the wood from the swings crackled and turned black.
It had been a long time, hadn't it? When was the last time she felt free to use her flamethrower? Certainly not in this place. No, in a world with a faulty respawn system she could injure allies and really kill them.
It was all a pain. A nuisance. Did she have to behave? Maybe it was worth being punished, she broke the rules back home... why should she be 'good' here?
As she ran off in another direction, her flames swallowed up everything in it's path. The beautiful flowers quickly burnt away, the building that Pyro called her workplace had met it's destruction next. Firefighter had not been as good as word as she had thought it been. Had she been so stupid as to think she could have a job where she got paid to cause fires in Paradise? They only wanted her to put them out. They wanted her to hurt the thing she loved most. It made her want to cry...
Within a few hours, a large section of the city would be glowing an orange color. If one listened closely enough; through the flames, they might hear the maniacal laughter of a person inside.]
This friend was angry at her for ignoring it and not letting it come out to play in this new world previously. It was just as curious as her. Oh, yes. She knew that. The way it spread so happily and fast on the ground near the park right now proved it. She could hear it egging her on, to go other places as the wood from the swings crackled and turned black.
It had been a long time, hadn't it? When was the last time she felt free to use her flamethrower? Certainly not in this place. No, in a world with a faulty respawn system she could injure allies and really kill them.
It was all a pain. A nuisance. Did she have to behave? Maybe it was worth being punished, she broke the rules back home... why should she be 'good' here?
As she ran off in another direction, her flames swallowed up everything in it's path. The beautiful flowers quickly burnt away, the building that Pyro called her workplace had met it's destruction next. Firefighter had not been as good as word as she had thought it been. Had she been so stupid as to think she could have a job where she got paid to cause fires in Paradise? They only wanted her to put them out. They wanted her to hurt the thing she loved most. It made her want to cry...
Within a few hours, a large section of the city would be glowing an orange color. If one listened closely enough; through the flames, they might hear the maniacal laughter of a person inside.]
[video -- action] She is so freaking adorable. :D
Date: 2011-09-19 03:46 am (UTC)*He gives a final glare at the comm and shuts it off. When she gets there, Pyro will find that he's cleaned up the place a bit, shoving the remains of all the crap he's been eating under the sink (spoiler: he's been surviving on coffee and beef jerky). She'll be happy to note there's not a single jar of Jarate around, mostly because he doesn't really have a need to make any and because he hasn't bought any jars.*
[video -- action] You can adopt her? XD
Date: 2011-09-19 04:01 am (UTC)Pardon the intrusion, Mr. Hawk!
[action] Tempting.. but I have a lot of flammable things
Date: 2011-09-19 04:06 am (UTC)You're really gonna keep callin' me that?
*Of the things he's been called that's definitely the LEAST horrible, but he's sure she means it as an insult.*
[action] da'awwwwww
Date: 2011-09-19 04:17 am (UTC)[Flicking her thumb and index finger against his forehead, she then headed in and made her way to the couch.]
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Date: 2011-09-19 01:47 pm (UTC)*He didn't get it. At all. He shut the door behind her and watched her head for the couch. Maybe he could lock himself in his room and pretend she wasn't there.*
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Date: 2011-09-19 06:14 pm (UTC)[Although in that sense, it would mean she thought Sniper was cute...]
Hmm, but enough about that! Look what I have!
[Unzipping her rubber suit, the woman began pulling out several items. Sake, cigarettes, matches, candy bars, a bag of rice and a box of bacon.]
Ta-da! Let's have fun!
[And then her voice went just the slightest shaky as she rearranged the items on the table.]
A... alright?
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Date: 2011-09-19 11:17 pm (UTC)*Grumble grumble someone is only happy when they're miserable.*
What all do you keep in that thing?
*He arched an eyebrow as the pile of stuff on his table grew. Was this a slumber party? She better stay away from his hair. It's not long enough to braid.*
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Date: 2011-09-19 11:27 pm (UTC)I can't tell you that. It's a secret for only a Pyro to know!
[And she will take out two little cups and start pouring the sake.]
Here you go, one for you and one for me! See, look how nice I am! I bring you many things!
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Date: 2011-09-19 11:34 pm (UTC)If this is t' make me feel better when you eventually set the whole place on foire, it's not gonna work.
*But he will take that cup of sake, looking down at it quizzically wondering what the hell this is.*
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Date: 2011-09-19 11:41 pm (UTC)[She could take a joke about her being a filthy arsonist, sometimes. Downing her own cup of sake, she remembered in the back of her head she wasn't the best with her liquor. Oh well, it wasn't like she drank often. If she ended up falling asleep on Sniper, it wasn't her fault.]
Don't worry! It's not poisoned!
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Date: 2011-09-20 02:28 am (UTC)It better not be.
*He downs his little cup. Well that was a bit like drinking paint thinner.*
Why d'you use such small cups?
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Date: 2011-09-20 03:11 am (UTC)[Offering to pour him another, she did her best to smile despite how shitty she felt inside. Medic hated her again, Hana had departed this place and Paradise was up in smoke because of her.]
I could give you the bottle, but you'd be on the floor in about five seconds. It's not meant to be drunken like that. Besides, I heard Aussies aren't that great with their liquor.
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Date: 2011-09-20 03:18 am (UTC)*Liiiiessssss. He can hold his liquor better than most. But that just means it would take him about 10 minutes to pass out after drinking a bottle of sake instead of 5 minutes. He holds out his cup for another. Might as well right?*
You drink this stuff often?
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Date: 2011-09-20 03:26 am (UTC)[Setting the bottle down, she brought her own cup to her lips again.]
It wouldn't be good for someone like me to do anything stupid like get drunk there. I do have a secret I'm trying to hide.
[Looking down at the cup, a single fingertip ran over the opening surface.]
Sniper... you don't get lonely ever, do you? I mean--you're probably used to being alone and hiding in places for hours on end. Dumb question, right?
[action] Oh man. Already with the hard questions.
Date: 2011-09-20 03:33 am (UTC)I could go the whole rest 'f my life without ever seein' that. I got t' avoid most 'f that anyway. I never got invited back t' the base.
*He doesn't down this cup as fast. From the way it tastes he's pretty sure it's just pure alcohol and he doesn't want to fall on his face anytime soon.*
You think the rest of your team would 'ave cared that you're a sheila? Well .. other than Scout I mean.
*He shrugged.* It's better that way. Less distractions, less complications.
*So much for moderation, there goes the rest of that sake.*
[action] XD Fff. I know.
Date: 2011-09-20 03:40 am (UTC)[Snipers, why are you all so much alike?
She didn't know if Scout would find her attractive... but with the lack of women around in general, he'd probably go for anything.]
Mnn, I think there would be someone else besides Scout distracted by a woman on the battlefield. Could you imagine trying to explain to Soldier? He'd go tell me to cook brownies with my flamethrower instead.
[Letting out a sigh, she nodded.]
You're probably right. Sensei hates me and Hana-chan departed from this place all in one day. I do not like experiencing these feelings of sadness.
[action] Go easy on him. This is his first social interaction in forever. D:
Date: 2011-09-20 03:47 am (UTC)*But for some reason the mental image of Pyro out on the battlefield making brownies with her flamethrower is never going to leave his brain.*
Medic hates everyone. He'll get over it. Who's Hana?
Re: [action] xD NOT USED TO TALKING TO ANYONE EVER excpet his gun
Date: 2011-09-20 03:55 am (UTC)[When he added that Medic hated everyone, she wondered if he was right. He rarely smiled and the times that he did seemed to be saved for his precious pet bird.]
Hana is my daughter.
[She certainly did seem to believe it with how firmly she defined who she was.]
I will miss her dearly. She is better off at home though.
[action] Nope. All 3 of his emotions are not prepared for this.
Date: 2011-09-20 04:01 am (UTC)Oh, roight. Ya told me about her. So she just up an' left? Without tellin' you? That's a mite inconsiderate.
[action] Are they all LINEFACE?
Date: 2011-09-20 04:10 am (UTC)[Seriously, her own Spy creeps her out enough. The downside to having a Spy on your own team was you couldn't burn them.]
I don't believe she had a choice. Many of us disappear without a trace. There have been REDs and BLUs who have done so in the past.
[Laying down on the couch, she crossed her legs and looked up at the ceiling.]
I've seen so many come and go, yet I always remain. I wonder if I can ever go back. Maybe this is punishment for that time I lit my Mom and Dad's hair on fire?
[action] Two of them are. The third one is GLARE.
Date: 2011-09-20 04:14 am (UTC)*Or France is really freaking creepy.*
So that's how it works. Interestin'. I doubt lightin' yer parents hair on fire is enough t' get you punished loike this. 'specially with how long you've been here.
*But now he's thinking about what he could have done to end up here. Not call his parents enough? Not be enough like Saxton Hale?*
[action] God, and he gets to see her cry first out of anyone ROFL.
Date: 2011-09-20 04:20 am (UTC)At least you don't have to worry about getting lonesome. I'm envious... I wish I could be a little like that. It's a good quality to have.
[Placing her free hand over her face, she swore she could feel something wet coming from her eyes. What... what was this?!]
Mr. Hawk really is a professional.
[action] WHAT HAPPENED TO GO EASY ON HIM? AHFJASHBDAFJSDBFSM
Date: 2011-09-20 04:30 am (UTC)*He looks down into his empty cup and for a brief moment his eyes soften and he looks a little less line-facey.*
Didn't always have t' be.
*He scoffs when she calls him a professional.*
'course I am. Glad t' see someone noticed.
*Unlike him who hasn't noticed the crying yet. But will freak out when he does.*
[action] ROFL. SNIPER MAKES GIRLS CRY (its not his fault).
Date: 2011-09-20 04:37 am (UTC)[Touching her fingertips to her eyes, she blinked when she pulled them away.
Was that water? Tears? What? Why? She shouldn't cry. Especially around a BLU, she could just imagine all the other REDs teasing her for it. How she wished she had her gas mask to hide away in now.
As hard as she tried to stop sobbing, her sniffles and whimpers only got louder.]
Ah, I... I think I'm sick?
[Yes, Pyro. You only cry when you're sick. That was a lousy excuse.]
[action] You are not helping his self esteem at all. /sobs
Date: 2011-09-20 04:46 am (UTC)Shit.
He stared at her in surprise and a little horror. What should he do? Comforting her was pretty out of the question since he didn't have a clue what to say, and he wasn't about to touch her to hug her. Okay, first things first, stop staring at her. That always helped.*
Maybe you inhaled too much smoke.
*Yeah, sure, he totally believes that. Option 2, drink it away! Sniper is so smart. He pours another cup for her and offers it to her.*
[Action] God, just don't get her too drunk or she'll start telling him he's good looking.
From:[Action] He is so not drunk enough to take that well.... This is going amazingly. XD
From:[Action] STUPID SEXY SNIPER.
From:[Action] Sure Pyro, more booze will fix this.
From:[Action] He'll have good blackmail. XD
From:[Action] But when is he ever going to be able to use it?
From:[Action] Good for trollin' Medic. Mentioned getting called sexy by pyro=RAGE
From:[Action] Sniper doesn't know that though. And he's not likely to blackmail people. The grump..
From:[Action] Ffffff. HE'S JUST GONNA LINEFACE ABOUT IT, ISN'T HE? XD;
From:[Action] Yep. GEEZ. HOW'D YOU KNOW.
From:[Action] Cuz Sniper is like Golgo 13 without the sexy ladies and being Japanese.
From:[Action] I totally googled that and then went: D'aawwwww. Lookit all the line face.
From:[Action] Great anime, even with the ladies in bed he's just all lineface. IT MAKES ME LOL.
From:[Action] ROFL. That's brilliant. That would probably be Sniper too.
From:[Action] That's attractive. Also, ohgod im so sorry Sniper. XD
From:[Action] ........ *sob*
From:[Action] You know, shes just thinking stuffed animals and innocent things...xD;;;
From:[Action] And here I thought I'd never get to use this icon....
From:[Action] Expect the unexpected around Pyro.
From:[Action] Don't expect to be invited over for additional sleepovers after this...
From:[Action] XD Oh, dear.
From:[Action] Oh Jell-O. This is why we can't have nice things..
From:[Action] He gets nervous when things try to hurt Pyro...
From:[Action] Well, on the positive side they're not talking about sex anymore. Not that Pyro ever was...
From:Re: [Action] Well, on the positive side they're not talking about sex anymore. Not that Pyro ever wa
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From:[Action] No, just her mun wants her to. /shot
From:[Action] He's gonna pass out from all this brain breaking. Even Jell-O won't want it.
From:[Action] I dunno, he hasn't had any people brains lately. >3
From:[Action] D:
From:[Action] /pats Someday someone will scold Pyro for eating habits... besides Medic.
From:[Action] Someday Sniper won't act like such an ass. WE CAN DREAM.
From:[Action] Someday Pyro will give him her ass and not have an ass and whut.
From:[Action] Take some deep breaths. Deep
From:[Action] Sniper should go look in her suit, he'd get sucked in. ITS A BLACK HOLE.
From:[Action] He's a bit frightened of that thing now.
From:[Action] He should be. Pyro is magical. i hate u enter button k
From:[Action] She really is. She's not fat, she's just wearing a black hole around her middle.
From:[Action] And her ass. xD; I swear even in disguise that will be her dead giveaway.
From:[Action] She has the most recognizable ass in Paradise.
From:[Action] Pyro has a self-proclaimed hypno-ass.
From:[Action] I like how they fight and then share secrets and then fight and share secrets...
From:[Action] It's because they are both TSUNDERE.
From:[Action] It makes them so lovable. <3
From:[Action] I'M NOT DOING THIS BECAUSE I LIKE YOU OR ANYTHING, MR. HAWK. xD;
From:[Action] And he's totally not tolerating you because he's kind of fond of you. NOT OF JELL-O THOUGH.
From:[Action] Awwwh, how sweet. He wants to adopt her~
From:[Action] .... mebbe
From:[Action] I think this is about as cute as it gets before Pyro ends up running away herself.
From:[Action] Adorable thread is adorable.
From:[Action] IT IS ADORABLE ;-;
From:[Action] They both need all the hugs.
From:[Action] Social awkwardness is the most adorable thing ever.
From:[Action] Oh Pyro. You're breaking my heart! D:
From:[Action] x3 What's sad is if they remember when they get home, they have to kill each other still xD
From:[Action] Sniper would bring her bacon for everytime he headshot her.
From:[Action] Thats their ver. of romance also 4 u http://youtu.be/sS55_BW_YME
From:[Action] omg. That is the best video ever. I like Sniper's a party of one.
From:[Action] I laughed so hard at that. 8D
From:[Action] Just him and some headshots. Best party ever. Oh and coffee is invited
From:[Action] SOUNDS LIKE WHAT HE ALWAYS DOES, SNIPER YOU CRAZY PARTY ANIMAL.
From:[Action] He really needs to cut back a little. It's getting intense up in that sniper hide
From:[Action] All those crazy nights drinking decaf coffee.
From:[Action] And smoking. Man, he's really a party animal.
From:[Action] I think smoking and having parents that don't understand them are what they have in common.
From:[Action] Pretty much. And they both like BBQ. Don't forget that.
From:[Action] Everyone likes BBQ in the TF2 world?
From:[Action] Probably reminds them of the battlefield
From:[Action] :3 I think so.
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From:[Action] I wonder how much they actually make kinda always assumed hundreds of thousands a year. xD
From:[Action] I'm assuming about that much. Enough that they could all buy their own private islands
From:[Action] In the 60's that was like millions /looking at inflation xD
From:[Action] BTW, that land rover his camper is on? In 1960 cost $6,000. you could buy 3 Cadillacs
From:[Action] Sniper is big pimpin with dat land rover. Pyro has a Harley. Woman+motorcycle+60's=whut.
From:[Action] He doesn't get why everyone hates it. They probably just can't afford it.
From:[Actions] Haters are gonna hate.
From:[Actions] They see him rollin', they hatin'.
From:[Action] ...xD;; And throwin' jars, good reason to hate.
From:[Action] Hush you.
From:[Action] /hushes T_T;;;
From:[Action] good girl.
From:[Action] /is a good girl~ Fff, btw do you have some sort of messenger? Like gmail or something?
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