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notintehkitchen[Pyro has taken her leave and has told no one where she might be off to. She knew it was better that way. It was time to get away from those she cared about before she lost the tiny bit of sanity that was still keeping her at bay from lighting anything she saw on fire. Wearing her full uniform, the woman breathed in out deeply through her mask as she pressed down on the handle to the flamethrower and let the fire come out freely. It was like the sensation of eating or smoking cigarettes, but a hundred times better. To see her old friend she had been with since she was a little one was a relief.
This friend was angry at her for ignoring it and not letting it come out to play in this new world previously. It was just as curious as her. Oh, yes. She knew that. The way it spread so happily and fast on the ground near the park right now proved it. She could hear it egging her on, to go other places as the wood from the swings crackled and turned black.
It had been a long time, hadn't it? When was the last time she felt free to use her flamethrower? Certainly not in this place. No, in a world with a faulty respawn system she could injure allies and really kill them.
It was all a pain. A nuisance. Did she have to behave? Maybe it was worth being punished, she broke the rules back home... why should she be 'good' here?
As she ran off in another direction, her flames swallowed up everything in it's path. The beautiful flowers quickly burnt away, the building that Pyro called her workplace had met it's destruction next. Firefighter had not been as good as word as she had thought it been. Had she been so stupid as to think she could have a job where she got paid to cause fires in Paradise? They only wanted her to put them out. They wanted her to hurt the thing she loved most. It made her want to cry...
Within a few hours, a large section of the city would be glowing an orange color. If one listened closely enough; through the flames, they might hear the maniacal laughter of a person inside.]
This friend was angry at her for ignoring it and not letting it come out to play in this new world previously. It was just as curious as her. Oh, yes. She knew that. The way it spread so happily and fast on the ground near the park right now proved it. She could hear it egging her on, to go other places as the wood from the swings crackled and turned black.
It had been a long time, hadn't it? When was the last time she felt free to use her flamethrower? Certainly not in this place. No, in a world with a faulty respawn system she could injure allies and really kill them.
It was all a pain. A nuisance. Did she have to behave? Maybe it was worth being punished, she broke the rules back home... why should she be 'good' here?
As she ran off in another direction, her flames swallowed up everything in it's path. The beautiful flowers quickly burnt away, the building that Pyro called her workplace had met it's destruction next. Firefighter had not been as good as word as she had thought it been. Had she been so stupid as to think she could have a job where she got paid to cause fires in Paradise? They only wanted her to put them out. They wanted her to hurt the thing she loved most. It made her want to cry...
Within a few hours, a large section of the city would be glowing an orange color. If one listened closely enough; through the flames, they might hear the maniacal laughter of a person inside.]
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[action] ROFL. SNIPER MAKES GIRLS CRY (its not his fault).
Date: 2011-09-20 04:37 am (UTC)[Touching her fingertips to her eyes, she blinked when she pulled them away.
Was that water? Tears? What? Why? She shouldn't cry. Especially around a BLU, she could just imagine all the other REDs teasing her for it. How she wished she had her gas mask to hide away in now.
As hard as she tried to stop sobbing, her sniffles and whimpers only got louder.]
Ah, I... I think I'm sick?
[Yes, Pyro. You only cry when you're sick. That was a lousy excuse.]
[action] You are not helping his self esteem at all. /sobs
Date: 2011-09-20 04:46 am (UTC)Shit.
He stared at her in surprise and a little horror. What should he do? Comforting her was pretty out of the question since he didn't have a clue what to say, and he wasn't about to touch her to hug her. Okay, first things first, stop staring at her. That always helped.*
Maybe you inhaled too much smoke.
*Yeah, sure, he totally believes that. Option 2, drink it away! Sniper is so smart. He pours another cup for her and offers it to her.*
[Action] God, just don't get her too drunk or she'll start telling him he's good looking.
Date: 2011-09-20 04:54 am (UTC)Getting up to her knees, she took the cup and nodded silently. Her face was already stained in tears while her cheeks grew red both from the alcohol and the sobbing.]
Arigatou. Thank you.
[Downing the fluids in an instant, the moment the alcohol hit her she felt herself fall sideways off the couch. Landing on her rear, she shook her head back and forth and turned to Sniper hoping he didn't see how clumsy she was.]
[Action] He is so not drunk enough to take that well.... This is going amazingly. XD
Date: 2011-09-20 05:00 am (UTC)Maybe you should lay down.
*He gestures to the couch, but he's not going to help her up. Polite yes, gentlemanly no.*
[Action] STUPID SEXY SNIPER.
Date: 2011-09-20 06:26 am (UTC)No, I'm fine. Give me another, please.
[There was one way to stop crying she believed. Alcohol would make her forget her worries for a short time.]
[Action] Sure Pyro, more booze will fix this.
Date: 2011-09-20 06:22 pm (UTC)*But he pours her another cup anyway. And what the hell, he pours another for himself too. At least he hasn't fallen out of his chair yet.*
[Action] He'll have good blackmail. XD
Date: 2011-09-20 07:39 pm (UTC)[In more ways then one.]
I'll be fine.
[With a slight nod, Pyro drank the next one down just as quick. About a minute later, the woman realized she had started feeling rather hot. How strange, her tolerance for heat had always been good. Perhaps it was time to get out of the rest of her uniform?
Don't mind as Pyro stumbles to get up and starts stripping down to a pair of jean shorts and a wifebeater.]
[Action] But when is he ever going to be able to use it?
Date: 2011-09-20 08:31 pm (UTC)You sure? You can barely stand up.
*He smirks, but he's not much better right now. Of course he can laugh, he's sitting down.*
[Action] Good for trollin' Medic. Mentioned getting called sexy by pyro=RAGE
Date: 2011-09-20 09:00 pm (UTC)[A BLU being worried over a RED? That would be laughable! Wrapping one arm around her stomach, she pointed with her other at him and chuckled.]
Very very cute, Mr. Hawk! To think you'd be concerned over a filthy arsonist like myself!
[He probably just doesn't want you to throw up on his rug, Pyro.]
[Action] Sniper doesn't know that though. And he's not likely to blackmail people. The grump..
Date: 2011-09-20 09:05 pm (UTC)*So yes, something like that.*
Maybe it's a good thing you never drank with yer team.
[Action] Ffffff. HE'S JUST GONNA LINEFACE ABOUT IT, ISN'T HE? XD;
Date: 2011-09-20 09:31 pm (UTC)[She had no idea what that means. Shrugging it off, she went over to his side and sat on the arm rest. Tilting her head sideways, she blinks.]
Hmmm? That's not very nice...
[And here is where Pyro sort of falls backwards and lands on his lap. Jell-O is on the other side of the room watching his mother with the BLU. He does not like what he is seeing very much.]
Ah? Something feels...bony.
[Action] Yep. GEEZ. HOW'D YOU KNOW.
Date: 2011-09-20 09:46 pm (UTC)*He eyes her warily as she perches on the arm of his chair. Cue the panic when she falls over onto him. He instantly pushes her off and shoves the chair backwards, losing his balance in the process and falling in a heap on the floor. Hey, at least he didn't fall on her with all his angular bony ribs and stuff.*
[Action] Cuz Sniper is like Golgo 13 without the sexy ladies and being Japanese.
Date: 2011-09-20 10:01 pm (UTC)You're cruel! Why'd you do that? All I did was land on you. Aren't I comfy? Engineer says I'm comfy...
[That might be a little too much information to share with anyone, EVER.]
[Action] I totally googled that and then went: D'aawwwww. Lookit all the line face.
Date: 2011-09-20 10:04 pm (UTC)*Now he has the hard task of getting all those lanky limbs of his to function and get himself off the floor. It's not going too well.*
Don't tell me about you an' Engineer. I don't wanna know.
[Action] Great anime, even with the ladies in bed he's just all lineface. IT MAKES ME LOL.
Date: 2011-09-20 10:10 pm (UTC)[You're now talking to a woman who barely understands sex or what sleeping in the same bed usually means. Oh, also? She won't remember this conversation. Have fun with that one, Sniper.]
[Action] ROFL. That's brilliant. That would probably be Sniper too.
Date: 2011-09-20 10:29 pm (UTC)*He rubs his eyes with his palms. How much of that did he drink? Why is she sorta a fuzzy red blob now? Anyway, he's managed to sit up, his hoods on crooked and his hair is sticking up on one side, but he's sitting.*
[Action] That's attractive. Also, ohgod im so sorry Sniper. XD
Date: 2011-09-20 10:41 pm (UTC)[You're still rather visible to Pyro. Actually, the more she drinks the better looking you're starting to get.]
Do you want to sleep in bed with me?
[Action] ........ *sob*
Date: 2011-09-20 10:47 pm (UTC)*He sighs and starts to get up. And then promptly falls over again when Pyro opens her mouth and breaks his brain.*
Do I wanna... Wait.. no. Why would I..?
*He is so confused right now.*
Told you before, you're not my type.
[Action] You know, shes just thinking stuffed animals and innocent things...xD;;;
Date: 2011-09-20 11:01 pm (UTC)Crawling over to him on the ground on hands and knees, she brings her face up dangerously close to his.]
What is your type that you like to sleep with?
[Action] And here I thought I'd never get to use this icon....
Date: 2011-09-20 11:08 pm (UTC)Why?
*Sweet Saxton Hale what is happening here and how can he get away.*
[Action] Expect the unexpected around Pyro.
Date: 2011-09-20 11:13 pm (UTC)[She did have a lot of interesting things in her suit. Oh, there was also Jell-O! He was fun to sleep with.]
[Action] Don't expect to be invited over for additional sleepovers after this...
Date: 2011-09-20 11:17 pm (UTC)*He pushes her away and tries to escape.*
[Action] XD Oh, dear.
Date: 2011-09-20 11:22 pm (UTC)Jell-O! W-wait!
[And he's not going to obey Pyro Mama. Latching a sticky tentacle around one of Sniper's ankles, it refuses to let go.]
[Action] Oh Jell-O. This is why we can't have nice things..
Date: 2011-09-20 11:25 pm (UTC)Get this blasted thing off me!
*He thrashes about, kicking at the thing with his other leg and wondering if he can drag himself over to where his knife is.*
[Action] He gets nervous when things try to hurt Pyro...
Date: 2011-09-20 11:37 pm (UTC)[Placing her hands in a stopping motion, she glared up at him.]
The more you move, the more nervous he will get. He most likely thinks you're going to hurt me.
[Whistling at Jell-O, she attempts once more to see if she can get his attention. It seems to be failing. Once Pyro is threatened it refuses to stop unless it feels no more threat.]
Just tell him you won't hurt me, be honest. He'll understand.
[She says this entirely serious, as if the green blob will cease it's attack.
By the way, at this point in time? Sniper might be feeling slimy goo sink into his pant leg.]]
[Action] Well, on the positive side they're not talking about sex anymore. Not that Pyro ever was...
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From:[Action] No, just her mun wants her to. /shot
From:[Action] He's gonna pass out from all this brain breaking. Even Jell-O won't want it.
From:[Action] I dunno, he hasn't had any people brains lately. >3
From:[Action] D:
From:[Action] /pats Someday someone will scold Pyro for eating habits... besides Medic.
From:[Action] Someday Sniper won't act like such an ass. WE CAN DREAM.
From:[Action] Someday Pyro will give him her ass and not have an ass and whut.
From:[Action] Take some deep breaths. Deep
From:[Action] Sniper should go look in her suit, he'd get sucked in. ITS A BLACK HOLE.
From:[Action] He's a bit frightened of that thing now.
From:[Action] He should be. Pyro is magical. i hate u enter button k
From:[Action] She really is. She's not fat, she's just wearing a black hole around her middle.
From:[Action] And her ass. xD; I swear even in disguise that will be her dead giveaway.
From:[Action] She has the most recognizable ass in Paradise.
From:[Action] Pyro has a self-proclaimed hypno-ass.
From:[Action] I like how they fight and then share secrets and then fight and share secrets...
From:[Action] It's because they are both TSUNDERE.
From:[Action] It makes them so lovable. <3
From:[Action] I'M NOT DOING THIS BECAUSE I LIKE YOU OR ANYTHING, MR. HAWK. xD;
From:[Action] And he's totally not tolerating you because he's kind of fond of you. NOT OF JELL-O THOUGH.
From:[Action] Awwwh, how sweet. He wants to adopt her~
From:[Action] .... mebbe
From:[Action] I think this is about as cute as it gets before Pyro ends up running away herself.
From:[Action] Adorable thread is adorable.
From:[Action] IT IS ADORABLE ;-;
From:[Action] They both need all the hugs.
From:[Action] Social awkwardness is the most adorable thing ever.
From:[Action] Oh Pyro. You're breaking my heart! D:
From:[Action] x3 What's sad is if they remember when they get home, they have to kill each other still xD
From:[Action] Sniper would bring her bacon for everytime he headshot her.
From:[Action] Thats their ver. of romance also 4 u http://youtu.be/sS55_BW_YME
From:[Action] omg. That is the best video ever. I like Sniper's a party of one.
From:[Action] I laughed so hard at that. 8D
From:[Action] Just him and some headshots. Best party ever. Oh and coffee is invited
From:[Action] SOUNDS LIKE WHAT HE ALWAYS DOES, SNIPER YOU CRAZY PARTY ANIMAL.
From:[Action] He really needs to cut back a little. It's getting intense up in that sniper hide
From:[Action] All those crazy nights drinking decaf coffee.
From:[Action] And smoking. Man, he's really a party animal.
From:[Action] I think smoking and having parents that don't understand them are what they have in common.
From:[Action] Pretty much. And they both like BBQ. Don't forget that.
From:[Action] Everyone likes BBQ in the TF2 world?
From:[Action] Probably reminds them of the battlefield
From:[Action] :3 I think so.
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From:[Action] I wonder how much they actually make kinda always assumed hundreds of thousands a year. xD
From:[Action] I'm assuming about that much. Enough that they could all buy their own private islands
From:[Action] In the 60's that was like millions /looking at inflation xD
From:[Action] BTW, that land rover his camper is on? In 1960 cost $6,000. you could buy 3 Cadillacs
From:[Action] Sniper is big pimpin with dat land rover. Pyro has a Harley. Woman+motorcycle+60's=whut.
From:[Action] He doesn't get why everyone hates it. They probably just can't afford it.
From:[Actions] Haters are gonna hate.
From:[Actions] They see him rollin', they hatin'.
From:[Action] ...xD;; And throwin' jars, good reason to hate.
From:[Action] Hush you.
From:[Action] /hushes T_T;;;
From:[Action] good girl.
From:[Action] /is a good girl~ Fff, btw do you have some sort of messenger? Like gmail or something?
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