[Voice]

[notintehkitchen]

It feels great to be back in my own body! I've missed using my hands so much. Now I can eat bacon and open things again! Really, those two things are very important!

[There is a squeak in the background.]

That's right, Jell-O says he is happy to see his mother back too. I wonder who was taking care of you while I was gone?

[A few more squeaks come across the feed.]

No one? Did you behave yourself?

[There is no more squeaking.]

I'm taking that as a no. Alright, who's brain matter do I have to clean up?

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[audio]

[hasstandards]

[There's an indistinct noise on his end as he picks up the phone in a half-asleep daze from his nap on the couch, only to recognize that voice on the other end and remember the multitude of reasons he'd rather avoid her. Click.]

[audio]

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

[She of course calls him back to question him.]

Hey, did you butt call me? I hate when I call someone using my butt. This new technology isn't very useful if it calls people using my bottom when I don't need it.

[audio]

[hasstandards]

[Another indistinct noise as he considers hanging up again.]

Must've hit the button by accident. Sorry, pumpkin.

[Now he's hanging up and going to try to go back to sleep and hope she won't bother him if he looks peaceful enough. Click again.]

[Action]

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

[If he thinks she'll leave him alone that quickly he is easily mistaken.

Throwing her communicator down on the table, Pyro immediately began to go to his location inside the house. When she finds him playing Sleeping Beauty, she rolls her eyes and sits down on the arm rest before poking him against the cheek.]

Mou! Mr. Hawk, Mr. Hawk! Hey, Mr. Hawk! Wake up!

[Action]

[hasstandards]

[There's only so long he can ignore her prodding before his eyes crack open.]

Alright, knock it off! I'm awake.

[And cue him turning to face the back of the couch and closing his eyes again.]

[Action]

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

[With a whimper as he turns away from her, she continues to poke the back of his head now instead.]

Hey... I'm back to normal. Aren't you happy? I can cook you food again!

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[hasstandards]

Back to normal? Were you sick? I've not noticed anything different. Was a bit surprised ya didn't seem to mind me sleeping down here, though.

[He's so glad he's facing the couch so she can't see his face.]

[Action]

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

...

[Unbelievable. What the hell is wrong with him?]

I didn't know Australians were that stupid.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Never been so excited t' 'ave thumbs again....

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

I know! I love my thumbs! I'll never regret them again!

[bye_to_yer_head]

Bein' able t' open doors is a nice change too. 'Cept Cassidy drank a bunch 'f tea or somethin' an' now I'm all jittery.

*And going through serious coffee and nicotine withdrawals. Hence the furious smoking he's doing now.*

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

I go crazy if I don't have caffeine. I'm not sure how you stay awake without it. All I want to do before I have any in the morning is go back to sleep.

Hey, we can both smoke again. I just remembered that!

[Aaaaaaaaand she's going to light up right now.]

[bye_to_yer_head]

Way ahead 'f ya mate. Already halfway through a pack this mornin'. Guess I'm gonna give Spy a run fer his money.

Ya met yer new housemate yet?

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

[Groans.]

I'm avoiding that. He guessed I was a girl without hearing me or seeing me.

[bye_to_yer_head]

He's a Spy. I wouldn't be surprised if he knew all our names an' our hometowns too. Least he hasn't killed anyone I suppose.

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

He'd kill you first.

[chibibrushheir]

[SO HAPPY!!!

Being a human was hard. Everytime he got hurt it hurt nore and he was always chilly.

He missed being a god-wolf greatly.]

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

[Smiling at the sweet little wolf pup, inside she is squeeing at the cuteness. She's happy for you Chibi!]

You look pleased.

[voice]

[meettheknife.livejournal.com]

For somezhing zat you were going to 'sic' on me, it does no' sound very intimidating.

[voice]

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

You shouldn't question my child's capabilities. If you see any animals about with their heads missing, it was probably Jell-O who did it.

[For a moment, she seems to ignore the feed and talk to Jell-O.]

What did I tell you about eating brains? Just because I call you a brain slug doesn't mean you can go around doing that. Why can't you eat bacon like your mother?

[voice]

[meettheknife.livejournal.com]

..Zat is disturbing...'orrifying even.

[voice]

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

That's his nature, I suppose. Is yours really all that different? I'm sure you scare Snipers and Engineers to death.

[voice]

[meettheknife.livejournal.com]

Zey don' seem to be scared as much as irritated. Besides, I am no' scared of you (much).

[voice]

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

You'd be scared of me if I was a BLU Pyro.

... You might want to reconsider your thinking here. If you get near my flamethrower, RED or not, you will get hurt.

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[meettheknife.livejournal.com]

Of course. Go a'ead and kill me, it will be of no loss to you or your comrades.