Flame #16

[notintehkitchen]

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The undead are all over town. If all the books I have read are accurate, please aim directly for the head either with a blunt object or a gun. All children who reside here, please stay where you are and I will come to get you. I can provide a haven.

Sniper, I will be needing your assistance. Do not worry, you will be rewarded well.

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[bye_to_yer_head]

With karate?

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

If it came down to it, yes. I would of kicked you right in that elongated jaw of yours.

[bye_to_yer_head]

What th' hell for?

*he gave you a pack with a tent and everything!*

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

Would you like me to light your hair on fire instead?

[That doesn't matter! You used her as your ashtray! That's not very gentlemen like, Sniper.]

[bye_to_yer_head]

*Technically he used your hammer as an ashtray.*

I'd rather you do neither of those. Can we just focus on th' zombies?

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

[Doesn't make her any less angry it looks like.]

Fine. If you don't get your brains eaten, I still owe you a beating. I'll ever be fair and let you protect yourself. That knife of yours against my axe?

[Honestly, she just wants a decent dueling companion. Medic isn't the best when it comes to melee battle.]

[bye_to_yer_head]

You want t' fight me over me flicking a cigarette at yer hammer? Really?

*He flips his kukri and eyes her.*

You're on.

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

Wonderful. Right now? That will be great, the more bloodshed the more of those damn things will come looking for their next meal.

[Taking her axe from behind her and hooking the bottle of blood to her belt, she grinned.]

[bye_to_yer_head]

With a bunch 'f zombies tryin' to eat our brains? this is probably not th' best time...

*But he eyes her axe and takes a defensive stance in case she attacks him.*

MIGHT AS WELL MAKE IT INTERESTING RITE

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

A bunch of zombies is nothing compared to Saxton Hale. Let's settle this right here and now.

[Following suit, she carefully eyes his movements. Sniper isn't as quick as Medic and doesn't have those abilities to regenerate. It's a pretty fair battle.]

To make things more interesting, how about this? If you manage to win, I'll provide you cigarettes and food up until the new year. If I win? Well...

[She begins to snicker.]

You have to ask that little girl who's smitten with you out on a date and I get to record it all.

[Mila or Jane? It's hard to say who she means.]

... he hates you so much.

[bye_to_yer_head]

I know that, I've been punched by Saxton Hale before.

I .. No. Absolutely not. That's not a fair trade at all.

I'm going to say it's Mila for extra lulz.

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

It's perfectly fair! I know you can't survive at least without all that nicotine.

[Shrugging her shoulders, she teased.]

Why, do you actually like that girl? Do you not want me to see you kiss her?

[Actually, that would be adorable to her. BUT YOU WILL NEVER KNOW, BECAUSE SHE WON'T SAY IT.]

ROFL. That's what he gets for enjoying cake.

[bye_to_yer_head]

No. Pick something else. I'm not going on a date with anyone.

C'mon Pyro.

Ok, i'll go on the damn date. /CLINGS TO RIFLE

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

There's nothing else that interests me.

You can do that, or...

[Evil grin.]

Give me your rifle to keep forever.

You fight dirty.

[bye_to_yer_head]

You touch my gun an' I'll rip yer head off your body with only my hands an' take your skull as a trophy.

I'm not goin' on a date an' that's final. Stop tryin'.

*Arguing is how you attract zombies right?*

I HAVE TO MAKE IT GREAT, OK.

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

Oh, so are all BLUs this big of cowards? You aren't even going to die. I'll have you to do is spend some time with the opposite sex, does that pain you so badly?

... Wait.

Sniper, you aren't friendly with males, are you?

[You better take the damn deal or this is just going to get worse.]

..........

[bye_to_yer_head]

I'm not friendly with anyone. It's unprofessional an' not part 'f the job. I already said I'd fight you, I'm jus' not gonna bet anything on it.

*Keep pushing and he's just going to attack you.*

He could always tell she has to do something else, like go around naked.... wait no one wants that.

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

Would you rather kiss Jell-O a hundred times? You've got your option, take it or don't take anything. Coward.

[COME AT ME, BRO.]

Like that would even cross his mind.

[bye_to_yer_head]

I'll not take anythin' then.

How about this. I win, I get smokes. You win, and I'll barbecue for ya, for a whole week?

Of course not. No time for ladies when there's jars to piss in

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

But Engineer will barbecue for me whenever I want.

[She's a stubborn girl, it'll have to be better than that.]

Nope. And guns to clean. And coffee to make.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Not Aussie style. *That probably means it's raw.*

Is my promise to never do it again not enough?

High levels of trolling going on here

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

[Yeah, Pyro isn't too much raw foods. What do you season it with, piss?]

It's not enough, Sniper.

[Deciding to throw him off balance and see how it'll affect him for the sake of her own amusement, she cups her hands together near her mouth and attempts a shy voice.]

How about instead of those girls, you go on a date with me?

He is not amused. I am LOLing.

[bye_to_yer_head]

I'm not goin' on a date with anyone. Especially not someone from th' opposite team.

Why can't you leave my personal life alone?

*Personal life? Ha. What personal life..*

ROFL and derp warming your heart here maybe

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

[She couldn't help it now. Pyro was cracking up at his response. He didn't blush, he didn't even seem that weirded out. Females in general were just a red flag to him, one that he always wanted to avoid and people in general.]

Sniper, we don't have to bet anything.

[Shaking her head, she readied her axe and gave the friendliest smile at the most oddest time.]

You're kind of cool... don't tell anyone I said that. OK?

/melts

[bye_to_yer_head]

Good.

*Why is she smiling at him when she's about to bury an axe is his torso??? Other than that being horrifically creepy, he's sort of... honored in a way.*

Roight. I'll avoid mentioning it in my daily letters t' the rest of RED Team.