RED Pyro (Mori Momo) (
notintehkitchen) wrote2011-10-14 08:21 pm
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The undead are all over town. If all the books I have read are accurate, please aim directly for the head either with a blunt object or a gun. All children who reside here, please stay where you are and I will come to get you. I can provide a haven.
Sniper, I will be needing your assistance. Do not worry, you will be rewarded well.
The undead are all over town. If all the books I have read are accurate, please aim directly for the head either with a blunt object or a gun. All children who reside here, please stay where you are and I will come to get you. I can provide a haven.
Sniper, I will be needing your assistance. Do not worry, you will be rewarded well.
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Truckie don't 'ave anything in here that's gonna shoot me do he?
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[Laughing, she begins to pull out a few Molotov cocktails from her suit.]
Look, see! Presents!
[Don't mind that insane look in her eye, she loves anything that can cause a big fire.]
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So what'd you make?
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[Handing them over, she continues searching through her suit. The next thing to come out are two very large bottles of blood.]
Sensei took my blood too!
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*He eyes the weapons suspiciously, he's never thrown one before and he's a bit worried he'll burn his hand off.*
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Pretty much. That and make a lot of noise. I'll be bringing my guitar with me.
[Pointing to her back, instead of her flamethrower being strapped like usual, there is an electrical guitar and an amp.]
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Where do you wanna lure them to?
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[Pyro, the master at English fail.]
Somewhere fun. How about the park?
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Gentle? I don't....
*Nevermind. Dropping it.*
Park sounds good. Can get a lot 'f em there at once.
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Are you ready? Try to keep up.
[Jumping on top of the railing on the second floor, Pyro leaped down below and landed gracefully on her feet. Ambushing enemies in the past had been a favorite tactic of hers so jumping from high places was no problem.
Stretching her arms over her head, she waved them around as a signal to follow.]
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You think they can smell that already?
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[Taking one of the bottles in her hand, she poked the tiniest hole in it with a sewing needle she had been keeping under her glove.]
Just in case.
[Holding it out behind her, the blood leaked out at a slow pace and onto the concrete.]
Let's give them a trail to follow.
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Hey, you moight be onta something there. Seems t' be working. Course with how slow they're moving we've got a good hour before they get t' us.
Yes, taunt the zombies.
[Turning around, Pyro began to yell at the top of her longs.]
HEY! IF YOU WANT DINNER, YOU HAVE TO GO FASTER THAN THAT!
Re: Yes, taunt the zombies.
*The zombies marginally pick up the pace. So maybe they'll be there in a half hour. Sniper will have time to brew a pot of coffee.*
Well they are falling apart. Can't blame th' poor blokes for not being able t' shamble faster.
lololo
[Turning back to him and giving him the evil eye, she pointed a finger at him.]
Someone earlier on did use me as their ashtray, it really pissed me off.
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Well you deserved it, bein' all annoyin' loike that.
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[Raising a brow, Pyro thought on the word he called her. 'Annoying'.]
How was I annoying?
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I'm pretty sure I could of kicked your ass with both of my hands tied behind my back.
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*he gave you a pack with a tent and everything!*
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[That doesn't matter! You used her as your ashtray! That's not very gentlemen like, Sniper.]
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I'd rather you do neither of those. Can we just focus on th' zombies?
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MIGHT AS WELL MAKE IT INTERESTING RITE
... he hates you so much.
I'm going to say it's Mila for extra lulz.
ROFL. That's what he gets for enjoying cake.
Ok, i'll go on the damn date. /CLINGS TO RIFLE
You fight dirty.
I HAVE TO MAKE IT GREAT, OK.
..........
He could always tell she has to do something else, like go around naked.... wait no one wants that.
Like that would even cross his mind.
Of course not. No time for ladies when there's jars to piss in
Nope. And guns to clean. And coffee to make.
High levels of trolling going on here
He is not amused. I am LOLing.
ROFL and derp warming your heart here maybe
/melts
/melts too
Oh Pyro, how can anyone resist you?
She's cute, but she's deadly. :P
Indeed. What are they going to do here if they get horribly injured?
MEDIC!!!!!!!!!! That or.... DEAL WITH IT. I have no idea. oh hum.
It'll be just like old times. Sniper will run around on fire yelling and Pyro will call MMMRRPHHDDCC
MEDIC WILL BE SO HAPPY.
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NOW THAT IM FEELING BETTER?
/cuddles on