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notintehkitchen[Pyro has taken her leave and has told no one where she might be off to. She knew it was better that way. It was time to get away from those she cared about before she lost the tiny bit of sanity that was still keeping her at bay from lighting anything she saw on fire. Wearing her full uniform, the woman breathed in out deeply through her mask as she pressed down on the handle to the flamethrower and let the fire come out freely. It was like the sensation of eating or smoking cigarettes, but a hundred times better. To see her old friend she had been with since she was a little one was a relief.
This friend was angry at her for ignoring it and not letting it come out to play in this new world previously. It was just as curious as her. Oh, yes. She knew that. The way it spread so happily and fast on the ground near the park right now proved it. She could hear it egging her on, to go other places as the wood from the swings crackled and turned black.
It had been a long time, hadn't it? When was the last time she felt free to use her flamethrower? Certainly not in this place. No, in a world with a faulty respawn system she could injure allies and really kill them.
It was all a pain. A nuisance. Did she have to behave? Maybe it was worth being punished, she broke the rules back home... why should she be 'good' here?
As she ran off in another direction, her flames swallowed up everything in it's path. The beautiful flowers quickly burnt away, the building that Pyro called her workplace had met it's destruction next. Firefighter had not been as good as word as she had thought it been. Had she been so stupid as to think she could have a job where she got paid to cause fires in Paradise? They only wanted her to put them out. They wanted her to hurt the thing she loved most. It made her want to cry...
Within a few hours, a large section of the city would be glowing an orange color. If one listened closely enough; through the flames, they might hear the maniacal laughter of a person inside.]
This friend was angry at her for ignoring it and not letting it come out to play in this new world previously. It was just as curious as her. Oh, yes. She knew that. The way it spread so happily and fast on the ground near the park right now proved it. She could hear it egging her on, to go other places as the wood from the swings crackled and turned black.
It had been a long time, hadn't it? When was the last time she felt free to use her flamethrower? Certainly not in this place. No, in a world with a faulty respawn system she could injure allies and really kill them.
It was all a pain. A nuisance. Did she have to behave? Maybe it was worth being punished, she broke the rules back home... why should she be 'good' here?
As she ran off in another direction, her flames swallowed up everything in it's path. The beautiful flowers quickly burnt away, the building that Pyro called her workplace had met it's destruction next. Firefighter had not been as good as word as she had thought it been. Had she been so stupid as to think she could have a job where she got paid to cause fires in Paradise? They only wanted her to put them out. They wanted her to hurt the thing she loved most. It made her want to cry...
Within a few hours, a large section of the city would be glowing an orange color. If one listened closely enough; through the flames, they might hear the maniacal laughter of a person inside.]
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Date: 2011-09-18 08:36 pm (UTC)He grimaced and lowered his gun, watching the flames. It didn't seem close enough to burn down his current residence so he wasn't going to leave just yet, but he could see Pyro down there running around with her flamethrower.
He had just been starting to think of her as something other than a filthy arsonist too.*
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Date: 2011-09-18 10:17 pm (UTC)Staring in the direction of where the dot was coming from, she knew Sniper had to be watching her. Surely enough he was thinking of what a filthy arsonist she was and that a Pyro could never change. Something like that.
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Well, maybe he was right.]
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Date: 2011-09-18 11:44 pm (UTC)As long as she didn't try and burn him or his house, she could do whatever she wanted as far as he was concerned. But he was gonna keep watch, just in case she started getting closer.*
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Date: 2011-09-19 12:01 am (UTC)Back off.
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Date: 2011-09-19 12:12 am (UTC)Scout's explanation of how the phone worked did not cover this aspect of it. He could read it, but had no idea how to respond. He lowered his gun so at least there wasn't a blue dot from his scope dancing around.*
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Date: 2011-09-19 12:30 am (UTC)[She wants you to completely ignore that a part of the city is completely up in flames.
After a moment, she disappears into the flames and doesn't respond again for several hours.]
You didn't send Sensei after me, did you?
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Date: 2011-09-19 12:36 am (UTC)By the time she finally responds again he's gotten bored of trying to see her in the dark, not to mention he hates the cold so he's back inside cleaning his gun. Instead of trying to respond via text he just video calls her since he sort of knows how to do that. He has the hood of his shirt up, but not the face mask, and he's not wearing his glasses.*
'course I didn't. I barely know how t' work this bloody thing t' call him. An' he wouldn't listen t' me if I did.
*He flips the bullet he's holding around his fingers.*
Why? He go after you?
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Date: 2011-09-19 12:43 am (UTC)Yes, it was rather bothersome. I think he was trying to drag me out but he ended up collapsing onto me instead. I guess he couldn't tolerate the smoke.
[Tapping her fingers on her forehead, she growled.]
Why must someone always come and ruin my fun? He made me lose my gas mask and flamethrower because I had to save him!
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Date: 2011-09-19 12:47 am (UTC)He probably didn't want you t' get hurt. You bein' teammates an' all.
*A lot of good that did from the looks of things.*
[Video] Filthy Arsonistx1000000000
Date: 2011-09-19 12:51 am (UTC)[Those injuries? She just considered them kisses from her beloved fire.]
[Video] He was just starting to like her too.
Date: 2011-09-19 12:59 am (UTC).... What happened t' Medic?
[Video] ;-; She was lieking him too. /sob
Date: 2011-09-19 01:03 am (UTC)As for Sensei, he just got too much smoke in his lungs and fainted like a girl.
[Video] so tragic. D:
Date: 2011-09-19 01:07 am (UTC)*He's referring to them as RED's again, so much for being on good terms.*
[Video] note: i can't spell today.
Date: 2011-09-19 01:47 am (UTC)I see how it is. How do you expect to get cigarettes with that attitude? I haven't burnt you in the slightest since you arrived here, you could be a little nicer.
[Dude, don't be mean to your drug dealer.]
[video] Spelling is for lesser Pyros.
Date: 2011-09-19 02:03 am (UTC)*Don't worry, you have him totally in his place. He needs his smokes.*
[video] Fuck yes. xD
Date: 2011-09-19 02:43 am (UTC)[She was talking about the little dog and the wizard using blizzard spells.]
[video] All you need to be able to spell is Hudda Hudda. XD
Date: 2011-09-19 02:58 am (UTC)An' most people don't feel about fire th' way you do.
*Most people don't feel the same way about headshots as Sniper does. He can relate.*
[video] Time to shit brix in 3, 2, 1 XD
Date: 2011-09-19 03:03 am (UTC)I don't want to go home.
[video] Oh boy. Sniper is sure to take this well. CONSIDER BRIX SHAT.
Date: 2011-09-19 03:10 am (UTC)Congrats Pyro, you broke him.*
[video] ROFL What way are you thinking in Sniper? XD
Date: 2011-09-19 03:14 am (UTC)Are you going to be alright? I can pay for the night.
[She just doesn't want to be scolded at home be Engie.]
[video] His mind isn't even in the gutter. He's just... his poor brain.
Date: 2011-09-19 03:17 am (UTC)I'm foine. That's noit it. Your teammates will think I kidnapped you and come after me.
*Not to mention he hasn't shared a living space with another human being in about 12 years.*
Re: [video] His mind isn't even in the gutter. He's just... his poor brain.
Date: 2011-09-19 03:20 am (UTC)I'll give you cigarettes for a month.
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And I'll make you dinner.
[But she won't wear an apron.]
[video] You've found a way to absolutely terrify the poor guy.
Date: 2011-09-19 03:24 am (UTC)*He thinks about it. He doesn't really have a way to get them otherwise since he doesn't have a job. But on the other hand Pyro just lit a good chunk of the city on fire. And he's incredibly uncomfortable having someone else in his house.*
Don't light any of my things on foire.
*Cigarettes always win.*
[video] Poor guy
Date: 2011-09-19 03:39 am (UTC)[Guess who is all smiles now? She's caused hell and now she's ready to forget all about it.
Since she knows where Sniper lives, she is already heading there.]
I could hug you.
[video -- action] She is so freaking adorable. :D
Date: 2011-09-19 03:46 am (UTC)*He gives a final glare at the comm and shuts it off. When she gets there, Pyro will find that he's cleaned up the place a bit, shoving the remains of all the crap he's been eating under the sink (spoiler: he's been surviving on coffee and beef jerky). She'll be happy to note there's not a single jar of Jarate around, mostly because he doesn't really have a need to make any and because he hasn't bought any jars.*
[video -- action] You can adopt her? XD
From:[action] Tempting.. but I have a lot of flammable things
From:[action] da'awwwwww
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From:[action] Oh man. Already with the hard questions.
From:[action] XD Fff. I know.
From:[action] Go easy on him. This is his first social interaction in forever. D:
From:Re: [action] xD NOT USED TO TALKING TO ANYONE EVER excpet his gun
From:[action] Nope. All 3 of his emotions are not prepared for this.
From:[action] Are they all LINEFACE?
From:[action] Two of them are. The third one is GLARE.
From:[action] God, and he gets to see her cry first out of anyone ROFL.
From:[action] WHAT HAPPENED TO GO EASY ON HIM? AHFJASHBDAFJSDBFSM
From:[action] ROFL. SNIPER MAKES GIRLS CRY (its not his fault).
From:[action] You are not helping his self esteem at all. /sobs
From:[Action] God, just don't get her too drunk or she'll start telling him he's good looking.
From:[Action] He is so not drunk enough to take that well.... This is going amazingly. XD
From:[Action] STUPID SEXY SNIPER.
From:[Action] Sure Pyro, more booze will fix this.
From:[Action] He'll have good blackmail. XD
From:[Action] But when is he ever going to be able to use it?
From:[Action] Good for trollin' Medic. Mentioned getting called sexy by pyro=RAGE
From:[Action] Sniper doesn't know that though. And he's not likely to blackmail people. The grump..
From:[Action] Ffffff. HE'S JUST GONNA LINEFACE ABOUT IT, ISN'T HE? XD;
From:[Action] Yep. GEEZ. HOW'D YOU KNOW.
From:[Action] Cuz Sniper is like Golgo 13 without the sexy ladies and being Japanese.
From:[Action] I totally googled that and then went: D'aawwwww. Lookit all the line face.
From:[Action] Great anime, even with the ladies in bed he's just all lineface. IT MAKES ME LOL.
From:[Action] ROFL. That's brilliant. That would probably be Sniper too.
From:[Action] That's attractive. Also, ohgod im so sorry Sniper. XD
From:[Action] ........ *sob*
From:[Action] You know, shes just thinking stuffed animals and innocent things...xD;;;
From:[Action] And here I thought I'd never get to use this icon....
From:[Action] Expect the unexpected around Pyro.
From:[Action] Don't expect to be invited over for additional sleepovers after this...
From:[Action] XD Oh, dear.
From:[Action] Oh Jell-O. This is why we can't have nice things..
From:[Action] He gets nervous when things try to hurt Pyro...
From:[Action] Well, on the positive side they're not talking about sex anymore. Not that Pyro ever was...
From:Re: [Action] Well, on the positive side they're not talking about sex anymore. Not that Pyro ever wa
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From:[Action] No, just her mun wants her to. /shot
From:[Action] He's gonna pass out from all this brain breaking. Even Jell-O won't want it.
From:[Action] I dunno, he hasn't had any people brains lately. >3
From:[Action] D:
From:[Action] /pats Someday someone will scold Pyro for eating habits... besides Medic.
From:[Action] Someday Sniper won't act like such an ass. WE CAN DREAM.
From:[Action] Someday Pyro will give him her ass and not have an ass and whut.
From:[Action] Take some deep breaths. Deep
From:[Action] Sniper should go look in her suit, he'd get sucked in. ITS A BLACK HOLE.
From:[Action] He's a bit frightened of that thing now.
From:[Action] He should be. Pyro is magical. i hate u enter button k
From:[Action] She really is. She's not fat, she's just wearing a black hole around her middle.
From:[Action] And her ass. xD; I swear even in disguise that will be her dead giveaway.
From:[Action] She has the most recognizable ass in Paradise.
From:[Action] Pyro has a self-proclaimed hypno-ass.
From:[Action] I like how they fight and then share secrets and then fight and share secrets...
From:[Action] It's because they are both TSUNDERE.
From:[Action] It makes them so lovable. <3
From:[Action] I'M NOT DOING THIS BECAUSE I LIKE YOU OR ANYTHING, MR. HAWK. xD;
From:[Action] And he's totally not tolerating you because he's kind of fond of you. NOT OF JELL-O THOUGH.
From:[Action] Awwwh, how sweet. He wants to adopt her~
From:[Action] .... mebbe
From:[Action] I think this is about as cute as it gets before Pyro ends up running away herself.
From:[Action] Adorable thread is adorable.
From:[Action] IT IS ADORABLE ;-;
From:[Action] They both need all the hugs.
From:[Action] Social awkwardness is the most adorable thing ever.
From:[Action] Oh Pyro. You're breaking my heart! D:
From:[Action] x3 What's sad is if they remember when they get home, they have to kill each other still xD
From:[Action] Sniper would bring her bacon for everytime he headshot her.
From:[Action] Thats their ver. of romance also 4 u http://youtu.be/sS55_BW_YME
From:[Action] omg. That is the best video ever. I like Sniper's a party of one.
From:[Action] I laughed so hard at that. 8D
From:[Action] Just him and some headshots. Best party ever. Oh and coffee is invited
From:[Action] SOUNDS LIKE WHAT HE ALWAYS DOES, SNIPER YOU CRAZY PARTY ANIMAL.
From:[Action] He really needs to cut back a little. It's getting intense up in that sniper hide
From:[Action] All those crazy nights drinking decaf coffee.
From:[Action] And smoking. Man, he's really a party animal.
From:[Action] I think smoking and having parents that don't understand them are what they have in common.
From:[Action] Pretty much. And they both like BBQ. Don't forget that.
From:[Action] Everyone likes BBQ in the TF2 world?
From:[Action] Probably reminds them of the battlefield
From:[Action] :3 I think so.
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From:[Action] /this icon forever clearly
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From:[Action] I wonder how much they actually make kinda always assumed hundreds of thousands a year. xD
From:[Action] I'm assuming about that much. Enough that they could all buy their own private islands
From:[Action] In the 60's that was like millions /looking at inflation xD
From:[Action] BTW, that land rover his camper is on? In 1960 cost $6,000. you could buy 3 Cadillacs
From:[Action] Sniper is big pimpin with dat land rover. Pyro has a Harley. Woman+motorcycle+60's=whut.
From:[Action] He doesn't get why everyone hates it. They probably just can't afford it.
From:[Actions] Haters are gonna hate.
From:[Actions] They see him rollin', they hatin'.
From:[Action] ...xD;; And throwin' jars, good reason to hate.
From:[Action] Hush you.
From:[Action] /hushes T_T;;;
From:[Action] good girl.
From:[Action] /is a good girl~ Fff, btw do you have some sort of messenger? Like gmail or something?
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